Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
*When Flora was pregnant*
*Flora rushing to the bathroom*
*knows the door*
Brandon: Yeah? Come in?
Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?
*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*
Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.
*Flora smells it*
Flora: NO.
Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.
*Comes back with the sandwich*
Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?
Flora*smells*: Fuck...
Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!
Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.
Flora *about to throw up*: NO!