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just misheard "there's a bit of romance between them" as "there's a bit of land rats between them" so now I'm just imagining rats appearing to interrupt every romantic scene in a fic.
Pretty sure we’ve all seen the post ( if you know the one please help me! And put it in the comments :) of Jason getting invited to Jokers trial in the Ghost zone right?
And all those the batfam find out what Tim went through fanfics.
Well how about…
Tim being invited to stand witness for the trial of Ras Al Ghoul?
And that’s how everyone finds out about it. His missing spleen all of it. Not because they were clever detectives or an aware family or because Tim choose to tell them but because of fucking ghost law.
Also Tim playing up the trauma as much as possible for the jury and judge (Danny) to absolute horror of his family. XD
Oh also maybe Damian’s clones get invited I always felt kinda bad for them. But not Damian himself- he’d be so mad lol
AU where Amity Parkers are basically elves in the DC universe.
Canonically in the DC universe the Lazarus Pits are used to extend the life of Ras Al Ghul and others on top of bringing people back from the dead.
Ras Al Ghul is OLD. He has been around for hundreds of years.
Now in the DP x DC crossovers it is usually agreed that the Lazarus Pits are corrupted ectoplasm or ectoplasm mixed with magic or just un-pure ectoplasm. Regardless of what is chosen it is agreed that it’s base is ectoplasmic in origin.
Ectoplasm extends life and the entire city of Amity Park is
in Pure ectoplasm.
Think about it for a moment. The ENTIRE CITY of Amity Park has constant exposure to the PURE form of the Lazarus Pits. After a few years they would JUST STOP AGING.
Danny and his sister (and Dani if she’s in your fic) would be first.
Tucker and Sam and Valerie would be next.
Vlad only looks old because of his hair colour.
The teens of amity who are constantly around fights would be next and everyone else afterwords.
Frankly immortal Danny is good.
IMMORTAL AMITY PARK IS HILARIOUS.
If you add in the headcanon that Amity flickers into and out of the ghost zone after the whole Pariah Dark incident which is a place CANONICALLY OUT OF TIME.
Well now you got them aging even slower and the hilarity of Amity park just being a city of holograms to Elmerton and the rest of the world that you can sometimes interact with causing people to treat it more like a myth rather then an actual place you can move to if you’re insane enough. Also the ectoplasmic exposure would probably concentrate over time which would make it hard to move there or leave for long periods of time without getting insanely sick/going mentally insane/dying dissuading people from visiting/moving/leaving there even more and by that point the government might just decide to pretend the city doesn’t exist as long as they promise to keep their problems to themselves (personally I headcanon that ectoplasm is a heavy substance that disperses back into the ghost zone quickly and that it wouldn’t really spread outside of Amity Park so Elmerton and the surrounding are completely fine and that since Amity is exposed slowly over time the ectoplasm won’t immediately kill them). Throw in Tucker/Technus wiping out any information on them on the online world and you get the Justice League completely unaware of a LITERAL CITY OF IMMORTALS JUST CHILLING OUT A STATE OVER FROM WISCONSIN.
Better yet, since the aging is slowed down due to ectoplasm then the people of Amity would age similar to how the neverborn ghosts (like Boxed Lunch daughter of Lunch Lady and Box Ghost) so Mentally they ARE the age they look with just an INSANE amount of experience hence ELVES.
THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES THIS WOULD CREATE FOR FICS!
World ending event that the Justice League can’t solve unless they somehow develop a cure for an alien disease plaguing the world MEET random Amity Park scientist who has DEDICATED their life, even before it got extended, to solving diseases and has a ton of practice because ectoplasmic disease make logic go out the window anyways and 150 years of practice looking at things sideways means the “world ending plague” is solved within 10 minutes by a person on vacation.
Like the Justice League would be like *surprise Pikachu face* and this random Amity Parker would be like it’s no big deal and my vacation is over so bye AND WHEN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TRIES TO FIND THE PERSON THAT SAVED THEM NOTHING WOULD COME UP AND IT WOULD DRIVE THEM INSANE.
Now what about Young Justice/Teen titans? They are trying to take down a bad guy and get civilians out of the way but the bad guy is tough and they can’t lose a fighter or more people WILL die and then suddenly this Asian teen (Kwan) who has had like 200 years of dodging practice and taking hits from both football and ghost fights and with slight enhanced strength that even old Amity grandmas have comes barreling through and grabbing people then professionally acrobating his way out of harm while luging like four people and continues to do so until the YJL no longer has to worry about civilians while fighting. Everyone on the team thinks the teen must be a meta and all agree that he’d be a perfect addition to the team only to not be able to find him afterwards and to realize that he doesn’t even come up on the Justice leagues facial recognition. Meanwhile Kwan was just so used to getting out of the way of ghost fights and when he saw people who couldn’t remove themselves from the danger zone he just acted on instinct cause sometimes amity kids can’t move fast enough and need an extra hand getting to safety which is no big deal and sides he’s still got to find that flower shop so he can pick up the lilies he KNOWS Dash loves and can’t get in Amity so that he can pass them on to Jack (another football player) cause Kwan knows they’ve been crushing on each other for the past 50 years and he is nothing if not a great wingman and friend who is more then willing to give them a shove in the right direction.
Like just the possibilities even without adding team Phantom professional ghost hunters/martial artists/weapons and technology experts/superhero/eldritch horrors/phycologist/hacker into the mix.
Every time the Justice League gets info on an Amity Parker it would just disappear into thin air like someone hacked into their computer and erased it leaving no traces whatsoever. Any physical documents they print out also just disappear even when placed in a locked room in space.
It would drive them nuts.
Just the Chaos immortal Amity Park would cause
Alrighty so this AU is based off of this song which I’m calling
Basically after the events of S1 and Jailbreak, Tippy has gone back to his normal life as a Doorman, and with the Mars stone door moved out of the street. Everything was basically as normal as Lego City can get. Except when Tippy feels like he’s being watched lately, the feeling keeps getting more and more frequent each day at the point where it feels like all eyes are on him 24/7. He keeps ignoring it for now, but things start to take a turn for the strange when he starts hearing whispers, and Frendrick suddenly what’s him to be in his plans more and more. One day Frendrick, on his usual scheme to be better than Sinclaire, scouted and found out about an abandoned circus tent theatre. Frendrick being Frendrick decided it needed to be demolished for him to build a factory for very toxic things that will profit him very much, but before he could even do so, his machines started to break and rust one by one. Everyone was slightly confused, the equipment had been fine before but, them knowing Frendrick, was probably in secret poor condition anyway so they ignored it. Frendrick got angry, threw a tantrum, and decided to deal with it manually by letting his workers do it for him of course, they begrudgingly agreed and entered the building with tools.
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A few hours later, Frendrick was tapping his watch and foot very angrily, just then a few workers came out. A sliver of the dozen that went in, some were injured badly, and the ones that weren’t were carrying the limp. Frendrick was startled and confused, what in the hell happened in there..didn’t matter more workers to not get paid and hopefully no lawsuits that Sinclaire can use against him. He moved out with the remaining workers, and yelled at them for being baby’s.
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To be continued in a reblog.
(P.S. I hope I didn’t mess of the names up, plus if you have any suggestions then comment em, thanks!)
The best smash up of friends to lover and enemies to lovers is 'met as enemies but were friends for years before finally becoming lovers' and no I don't except criticism. This is honestly criminally underused.
Imagine meeting at each other's worst and still finding goodness in each other, being with them through all their character growth, learning everything about them and falling more in love with them platonically everyday, before finally one day, it clicks and they find their best friend, supporter, the one who help grounds them and their partner, all in one person.
I’ve changed my mind about the title. It’s going to be called the “Reasons to Stay” series. I just listened to the song again and I realize that, while beautiful, it doesn’t capture the essence of the story. The new title is not a song, but I think it fits.
Today was such a good day. I finally settled on calling my Wolfstar series “The Truth Untold” Series because that’s what the Marauders are, one big, hidden truth from Harry. (It’s also the title to one of BTS’ songs, which I think everyone should listen to). I also love the fact that I finally found a half-Japanese face claim that fits Sirius beautifully I really cried. It’s Conan Gray. So yeah, today was a good day.