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Some soft quality time with the family

Day 29: Massive

Big and tall and sexy God Joel & his tiny (re: Normal sized) family <3

Theym<3

I happen to think a lot about how on edge and guarded Fwhip was when Sausage first tried coming back to talk to him when he got uncorrupted.

I'd think there were a lot of irreversible and unforgettable scars left over after the dust finally settled.

Click the full image to see all the text. I'll put the full "poem" below the cut

☙𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬

☙𝐎𝐟 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐞

☙𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞❧

☙𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞

☙𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥❧

☙𝐎𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞

☙𝐓𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐞❧

☙𝐎𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨

☙𝐓𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞❧

✨️ Sketch Image! ✨️

Also have mercy on my white out woes

I'm back from the dead and I'm here to offer more of whatever this family is

My favorites honestly

In which Joel's closer to a type of demigod and gets real insecure about his "not godly" form

The gays of Empires have a chokehold on me.

Based on the song "Google Translate / poppies" by Leanna Firestone, more specifically this video cos I did realize it was a proper song lmao

But yeah, they're soft and i love them and they're dorks and dumb <3

Happy Valentine's to everyone, especially that dumb Tumblr Town Sheriff <3

I quite genuinely don't remember if I've sent this before so if I have deal free to delete

Vampire Sausage, Dragon Fwhip, Elf/Demigod Scott and Siren Jimmy

Scott is the only one Sausage can regularly feed on because he's the most human, siren blood makes vampires like they're on something/hj and dragon blood is very bitter

All of them are Fwhip's hoard and he likes to cover them is redstone because shinys!! One time another dragon hybrid noble flirted with Jimmy and Fwhip may have almost burned down the tavern but it's fine!

I'm basing Scott after how gods work in The Kane Chronicles because I can. So Aeor can float in Scott's head but mostly leaves him alone. This leads to moments where Jimmy has to be held back from fighting the god that lives in his boyfriend's head. Scott wraps his wings around the others to help them warm up when it's snowy

Jimmy's voice is rather weak for a siren (because he got shot in the throat and died in 3rd life lol) but still very powerful. He can't force you to do anything that your 100% against like murder but if you've genuinely considered it he can shift how much your willing to do it. Sirens are more protective of areas then objects like dragons are. It's more of a get of my territory then get away from my horad.

I still find this true but also fun because of afterlife origins. Fwhip dragon canon!

Two sides of the same coin, forever running, intertwined, together, a neverending feedback of the same dark memory.

Will this nightmare ever cease?

Welp, Sausage lore has officially broken me... I leave this here as I go to retrieve the fragments of my heart.

Making Empires S2 designs atm!! These r the ppl I have done so far :] (IN ORDER)

Oli

Sausage

Scott

Pixl

False

okay but consider this

nether star alliance

[ WIP ] Empires, but it’s Pokemon

Had this AU stewing for quite a while!! I have many thoughts, but I don’t know what to do with them entirely.

But! I do have these pokemon teams!! Most of them, anyway. I may be able to make an entire region, but I sadly cannot make an entire dex of mons. I believe there’s a tumblr up for that regional making. I also could not do or at least list the whole teams for everyone on the bottom end, since their vibes are hard to match ( Well, Lizzie and Jimmy are easy, but I’m not listing them yet?? ) so if you want to suggest some mons for them, please do!!

Now.. Welcome to the Imperia Region!

Shrub Berry - Poison - Undergrove Town - Gym Leader - Spirit Spore Badge

Foongus | Gloom

Shrub - Out of the gym

Amoonguss | Vileploom | Lycanroc Mid-day | Trevenant | Breloom | Decidueye

Shrub - Nonbattle

Packs of lycanroc

F(ornux)whip Phragmite - Dark - City Grimlands - Gym Leader - Deep Stone Badge

Galarian Zigzagoon | Umbreon | Morgrem

Fwhip - Out of the gym

Heatmor | Umbreon | Obstagoon | Grimmsnarl | Gigalith | Pangoro

Fwhip - Nonbattle

Hydreigon ( w/ Gem, Sausage, and Pearl )

Gem(ini) Phragmite - Psychic - Crystal Village - Gym Leader - Amity/Amethyst Jewel Badge

Lunatone | Espeon | Hattrem

Gem - Out of the gym

Mismagius | Espeon | Sableye | Hatterene | Malamar | Galarian Rapidash

Gem - Nonbattle

Hydreigon ( w/ Fwhip, Sausage, and Pearl )

Meowstic ( Gandalf ? )

Scott Major Whittaker - Rivendell City - Gym leader - Cold Gold Badge

Aurorus | Alolan Ninetails | Frosmoth | Glaceon

Scott - Out of the gym

Sawsbuck | Aurorus | Alolan Ninetails | Dubwool | Altaria | Glaceon

Katherine Elizabeth Clary - Fairy - The Overgrown Town - Gym Leader - Spring Bloom Badge

Florges | Rhibombee | Whimscott | Gardevoir

Katherine - Out of the gym

Roserade | Rhibombee | Florges | Gardevoir | Ampheros | Audino

Katherine - Nonbattle

Whimscott

Blissey

Pearl Mays-Fermier - Fire ( Let’s be fair she WOULD fool everyone as a grass gym ) - Helianthia Town - Gym Leader - Gilded Basket Badge

Larvesta | Ninetails | Fletchinder | Flareon

Pearl - Out of the gym

Leafeon | Volcarona | Gogoat | Ninetails | Appletun | Raichu

Pearl - Nonbattle

Fletchinder | Sunflora

Hydreigon ( w/ Gem, Sausage, and Fwhip )

Arcanine ( Bingo )

Pix Riffs - Ground - Pixan Dria - Gym Leader - Copper Dunes Badge

Claydol | Golurk | Excadrill | Flygon

Pix - Out of the gym

Claydol | Golurk | Copperajah | Chandelure | Flygon | Girafarig

Pix - Nonbattle

Excadrill

Jimmy Seymour - Cod Town/Docks - 

Lizzie Seymour - Water - Empire Reefs - Explorer/Researcher/Gymleader - Blessed Ocean Badge

Joey Graceffa - The Lost Jungle - Explorer/Researcher/Professor

Joel - Mezalea - Town Curator

Sausage - Steel - Professor

Shares the Hydreigon <33