Emily Karmas Blog - Blog Posts

Hihi!! Hope your day has been going well!!

just wanted to ask if how did you two meet? :3

EMI:: Paha!! Oh my god, remember that Tweek?

TWEEK:: Hnng…oh god. Don’t remind me

EMI:: After I was hanging out with Eric, (he told me to “fuck off” but anyways) I was looking for someone to hang out with, and thats when I saw this guy!

TWEEK:: Ghh..

EMI:: I was as nice as i could’ve been to him. I was all like “heyy! I’m emily, what’s your name?” y’know, the usual conversation starter

TWEEK:: I was in a really bad mood that day..

EMI::which leads me to my next point! He screamed at me for bothering him. He said, and I quote: “HHHNNN!! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET THAT GODDAMN SANDWHICH IN MY MOUTH YOU MOTHER FUCKER—“

TWEEK:: In all fairness, that sandwhich took ages to make, and because I was so jittery I couldn’t even eat it properly..

EMI:: You scared the living daylights outta me tho.

TWEEK:: I apologised later on though! I’m glad I did.. now we’re really close friends!

EMI:: Yup!

If you could be an ice cream what ice cream would u be

EMI:: Ice cream??

TWEEK:: Should we really be giving out information on the internet?

EMI:: Tweek, telling them our favourite ice cream flavour isn’t gonna get us a stalker

TWEEK:: ..Fair.

EMI:: But, to answer your question: I’ve always had a strong love for vanilla

TWEEK:: Gross..

EMI:: Hey! Don’t be like that. I’ve just preferred the original flavours since I was small.

TWEEK:: It’s still boring as hell.

TWEEK:: To me it kinda tastes like sweeter milk and that’s also gross. (Unless you added it to coffee)

EMI:: Well what’s your favourite ice cream flavour then?

TWEEK:: Coffee

EMI:: No, that’s too obvious. What’s your second favourite flavour?

TWEEK:: Hmm..

TWEEK: I guess mint chocolate chip isn’t so bad.

EMI:: Ohhh! Yum!

EMI:: The first time I tried it I thought it tasted kinda like toothpaste though.

TWEEK:: What!?

EMI:: I like the taste of toothpaste though, so it was fine!

TWEEK:: …..You’re so weird..

EMI:: **shuffle…shuffle..**

TWEEK:: What are you doing?.

EMI:: Just— give me a sec..

EMI:: YES!! I got the camera to stand up right!!

TWEEK:: Are you seriously recording us right now??

EMI:: Yup!

TWEEK:: Man, I thought we were just gonna hang out..

EMI:: Hi There! I’m Emily (but please just call me by my nickname ‘Emi’) and this here is my best friend Tweek! Please ask us anything you desire! (But please keep it appropriate)

TWEEK:: Questions? Is this meant to be an ask blog?

EMI:: Yeah! I’ve always wanted to make one and let people learn about me!

TWEEK:: What if the wrong people ask you questions?

EMI:: Like who??

TWEEK:: Y’know…creeps?

EMI::….Well, i’ll only answer certain questions then..