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guysss if i wrote a saiki k × bbc merlin crossover would you read it? ( 〃▽〃) like imagine. saiki having an accident and just showing up in the middle ages.

Merlin: oh no! hes just a child and Uther is putting him on the pyre without trial? this is an outrage!

Saiki: nooo dont light me on fire i have my wallet in these jeans :(

...

Merlin: ??? oh nvm hes fine. thats cool

Merlin, internally: (me core?????)

Uther: rahhhh! die!

Saiki: im not gonna die. you cant make me

like, the POV switches and it goes from "sun beats down on the backs of those from the lower town, summer reaching its peak as the solstice had just passed a fortnight ago."

to "man this suuuucks. i miss video games and indoor plumbing. fuck kusuke this is all his fault."

+ he gets to wear a cool blindfold cause of his whole 'turning ppl to stone' thing and have everyone know hes got crazy powerful "magic" lmao. the possibilities are endless. im gonna write that right now

where this WIP is at rn ;;;;

bro has got the BIGGEST cranium

my process for this art style will never not look insane i fear

+ literally told myself i wasnt going for semi realism this time. and yet here we are. semi realistic σ(^_^;)

new WIP teehee (◕ᴗ◕✿)

fanart that makes sense <<<<<<< drawing ur faves in PLATE ARMOUR 🔥🔥🔥🔥 FUCK YEAH

guysss if i wrote a saiki k × bbc merlin crossover would you read it? ( 〃▽〃) like imagine. saiki having an accident and just showing up in the middle ages.

Merlin: oh no! hes just a child and Uther is putting him on the pyre without trial? this is an outrage!

Saiki: nooo dont light me on fire i have my wallet in these jeans :(

...

Merlin: ??? oh nvm hes fine. thats cool

Merlin, internally: (me core?????)

Uther: rahhhh! die!

Saiki: im not gonna die. you cant make me

like, the POV switches and it goes from "sun beats down on the backs of those from the lower town, summer reaching its peak as the solstice had just passed a fortnight ago."

to "man this suuuucks. i miss video games and indoor plumbing. fuck kusuke this is all his fault."

+ he gets to wear a cool blindfold cause of his whole 'turning ppl to stone' thing and have everyone know hes got crazy powerful "magic" lmao. the possibilities are endless. im gonna write that right now

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current active brainrot! ->

...harry potter ((im trans dont h8 me 😭 idk how this happened either))

stardew valley

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dirtbagcore -> ao3 (some 18+ content)

dirtbagcore.art -> instagram & tiktok!!

⬇️List of all my ao3 works AND all the fandoms im in, under the cut⬇️

on archive of our own:

Bona Fides (🔞)

Spy x Family || rated: Explicit

canon compliant side mission fic, where Loid has to seduce a male target and... learns things about himself (lol). relatively plot heavy for a smut.

❌️incomplete ((2/5 chapters, 7k words))

Storks Deliver to the Netherworld, Too!

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun || rated: General Audiences

canon divergence kid fic where Iruma gets a baby brother! mostly family fluff & humour, set in year 2.

❌️incomplete ((2/? chapters, 4.7k words))

My Average CRUSH Turned into an ISEKAI PROTAGONIST: That Time I Became the Overpowered Heroine & Followed Him to Another World!!

Saiki K. || rated: General Audiences

canon divergence Saiki/Satou fic, where Satou gets hit by truck-kun and is transported to a fantasy world. a spoof that makes fun of harem and isekai clichés.

|| comic ||

❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 2k words))

The Gorgon

Saiki K. | Merlin (BBC) || rated: Teen & Up

canon divergence crossover, Saiki accidentally goes back in time and ends up in camelot. obviously, everyone thinks hes a creature of magic and tries to kill him. key word: tries.

❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 3.3k words))

The [???] Who Lived

Harry Potter || rated: Teen & Up

everything is the same except harry is nonbinary. heavy focus on clothes/makeup/hair/etc. (because i said so)

|| illustration || paper doll ||

❌️incomplete ((9/? chapters, 28.3k words))

my fandoms:

Banana Fish

Deadpool

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Dungeon Meshi

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

Fullmetal Alchemist

Gravity Falls

Harry Potter (but only for the fanfiction)

How to Train Your Dragon

Hunter x Hunter

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun

MCU

Merlin

Mob Psycho 100

One Piece

Princess Jellyfish

Rise of the Guardians

Spider-man

Spy x Family

Stardew Valley

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

etc... ((i'll add more as i think of them))