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Damian: It’s dark in here Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this Jon: *Stomps their feet* Jon: *Skechers light up*
Batfamily and their Types
At first, it’s just Jason laughing at Dick for having a thing for redheads. Conversation turns real quick when Tim says ‘Oh yeah and that thing you’ve got with Roy is casual?’ Jason is flabbergasted. Dick nearly chokes on his cereal laughing.
Tim and Damian poke fun at their older brothers for sharing a type, making snarky remarks on comms and tossing chips at the couples whenever they meet up on patrol (from a safe distance). When Bart dyes Wally’s shampoo as a joke, causing him to go blond for a week, Tim tearfully begs him to reverse it in front of the entire JL, bawling about how Bart will break up the happy couple. Damian pats Red Robin on the back and explains to the assembled heroes it is because Wally is no longer a redhead. Dick has to do damage control for a very confused Wally that might, and replaces all of Tim’s coffee with decaf for the next two weeks and put glitter on Damian’s Robin uniform. They both agree it’s worth it.
This is until one fateful night. Tim is relaxing with Kon in the manor, watching Steph and Jason engage in a deadly round of Mario Kart (it’s banned and they have to finish before Alfred finds them) when Damian and Jonathan walk in. Kon and Jonathan leave to head back to Metropolis together, and Damian’s a little red and smiling. Jason (without looking up from the game): Ooooo, someone had fun.
Damian: Tt. It was just ice cream. (He cannot look anyone in the eyes, still fighting his smile.)
Steph: Ice cream, huh? Weird, you’re making the same face Tim did when he got a crush on…
A moment of realisation. Tim and Damian whip round to face each other.
Jason: Oh my god.
Tim: No.
Jason: Oh my GOD.
Damian: Silence Todd, it is nothing.
Jason: OH MY GOD. DICKHEAD!
Jason runs out the room as Tim and Damian bolt after him, attempting to disrupt this madness before it reaches its conclusion. They are too late.
Across the manor, Steph can hear Dick’s voice shriek: ‘BOTH THEIR TYPE IS WHAT??’ More yelling follows.
When Cass starts dating Steph, they all think she’s bucked the trend. Duke starts dating Izzy, and everyone calms down more. Pattern broken, right? Izzy still leads and takes part in ‘We Are Robin’ when needed, but has far less caped crusades since Batman returned.
It’s Izzy’s involvement in the youth group that leads to the next realisation. The Batfam have finished a tough patrol after a rough attack on Gotham, several rogues uniting to cause more chaos than average, resulting in several fires and buildings destroyed. We Are Robin members are on the scene as emergency relief and volunteers, handing out water, helping organise the injured, making lists of those still missing to coordinate with emergency services and reuniting people lost in the chaos. Izzy goes up to the Batfamily members in attendance, gathered nearby and all taking a breather, Bruce, Tim, Damian, Cass, Steph and Duke all out as dawn breaks. She checks whether they need any assistance or help, passing out food from a Batburgers that survived the trouble, and chats with Duke for a while.
Tim spits out his iced coffee in shock as he gasps, looking between Duke and Izzy staring at him and Cass and Steph eating peacefully.
Tim: Your type is fucking Robins!
inaccuate Bamfam quotes
Bruce: Who's going to help me take down Superman?
batchildren™: crickets
Bruce: Really? None of you? You're my kids!
Jason, from the back: We're adopted!
Bruce: Damian isn't.
Damian: I'm dating Superman's son, I can't kill Jon's dad.
Everyone else: ...
Bruce: Tim?
Tim: I'm actually dating Kon...
Bruce:... Jason?
Jason: Fuck you, old man. I just don't like you.
Bruce: Dick, tell me you aren't dating someone from the superfamily, too.
Dick: Nope.
Bruce: sigh of relief
Dick: Only Wally!
Bruce, realizing all of his kids are dating the pupils of the colleagues he dislikes most: I'm gonna go take a nap...
-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-
Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?
Damian: *looks up* yes
Bruce: what do you think of her...?
Dick: *tries not to laugh*
Tim: *fails not to laugh*
Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*
Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?
Tim: He's trying to set you up!
Batkids -Damian: *laughs*
Damian: *stares blankly*
Bruce: og course, you don't hav-
Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?
Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*
Steph: *choke on her drink*
Cass: *smiles*
Batkids: WHAT?!
Bruce: ... I-....
Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!
Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!
Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?
Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon
Damian: I was.
Dick: but you just-
Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*
Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*
Buce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!
-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-
Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep
Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner
Jon: hehe... fuck
An headcanon that I have about the Batboys:
Jason and Dick have a thing for redheads, and this is true both in fanon and canon,
some of Jason love interest in canon are: Barbara (yes, for some reason that is canon in some dc universe) and Artemis (the Amazon from outlaws). And in fanon: Roy and Koriand'r All of them are redheads
now Dick, in canon: Koriand'r and Barbara (again). In fanon: Wally Still, all of them redheads
so yeah, the first to robins have a thing for redheads, but the third and fourth (beacuse Steph is more like robin 3.5) have a thing for Kryptonians... let me explain
romantically in fandom, and in frienship in canon, Tim has Kon, and Damian has Jon and the fact that dc gave Jon a boyfriend, and the same goes to Tim, but that boyfriend isn't their bat/supes counterpart...
so yeah, this is my headcanon do what you want with it
Damian: Improvise, adapt, OVERCOME
Super sons issue 15
FOUR HOURS EARLIER:
(Damian approaches Jason) Damian: Todd. Jason: Demon-brat. Damian: I have a bit of a… personal query. Jason: …Okay. I’m listening. Damian: You see, there is this person I wish to befriend. How do I do so? Jason: (distracted) I dunno. Just like, show up at their house or something.
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My favourite ship dynamics are relatively the same I just word them different.
Golden retriever partner x Black cat partner
Most emotional shit ever x Has only ever felt 3 emotions (love, anger and trauma)
Sun x Moon
Cares to much about little things x Do I look like I care?
Sits in rain at mild inconvenience x Sighs at cripplingly traumatic event
Sobs uncontrollably x silently cries if they ever do
Sunshine character x grumpy/morally grey character
Now tell me, does ur OTP(s) fit into any of these?
These are all the ships I ship and what Fandom they are apart of
More after the Cut
Brooklyn 99
Peraltiago
Kevin/Holt
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Dc (Dcamu + Young Justice + comics)
Superbat
KayRoy
Timber
Damirae
DamiJon
Bluepulse
Birdflash
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Good omens
Ineffable Husbands
The witch and the nerd (I can't remember their names T^T)
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Haikyuu
Kagahina
Asanoya
Ukatake
Crow parents (Suga/Daichi)
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Tsukiyama
Tsukikage
Harry potter
Drarry
Wolfstar
Deamus
Romione
Linny
Jily
Regulus/James (I forgot the ship name)
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Marvel
Time husbands
Winterfalcon
Stony
Stucky
Philinda (agents of shield)
Fitzsimmons (agents of shield)
Ironstrange
Peter and Mj (Zendaya and Tom Holland version)
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Merlin
Merthur
Gwen/Morgana
Uther/superhell (/hj)
Percival/Gwaine
Leon/a good life because he deserves it
Lancelot/being able to be a knight without dying in the next few episodes
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Miraculous
Marichat
Adrienette
Ladynoir
Lukadrien
Lukadrienette
Alyno
Multichat
Liela/fire/trash/fuel 🙃
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Sherlock (BBC)
Johnlock
Mycroft/Lestrade
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Supernatural
Destiel
Sabriel
Crobby
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Tmnt (2012)
Casey/Donnie (cuz imagine + they deserve good)
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Torchwood
Janto
Owen/Tosh
Gwen/Rys
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Voltron
Klance
Shiro/Adam
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Yuri on ice
Victuuri
Yurio/Otabek
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That's probably only half of them because I did skip a few Fandoms only because they were ones that had soooo many ships like Bnha so I just skipped them lol. If anyone wants to know who I ship in bnha and Mlp just "Ask me anything" lmao
HEADCANON
Roy likes to call Jason pet names, but like old fashioned pet names (he gives me the vibe of being an old soul) but I'm not saying sweetheart or love, I'm saying like angel, babydoll, dear and darling, lovely and stuff like that and jason doesn't know what to do with it besides blush and hide somewhere.
(Clark also does it, but we all know he does bc he was raised in a farm, and Bruce loves it and answers in kind)
And roy does it in public, in private, in whatever setting he is. Besides the normal jaybird, these are common within roy vocabulary that is meant for jason.
*in a meeting with the other bats, in the bat cave*
Jason: me and roy can handle it, no need to add more people we could be seen.
Roy: you sure, angel? I mean it looks like there's gonna be alot of them.
The bats: *some looking shocked others holding back laughter*
Jason: *blushing under the helmet and thanking that he has it on* y-yes, we can.
Roy: you the boss, babydoll.
Jason: OH MY GOD CAN YOU STOP?!?!?
Dick, Tim, Steph and duke: *laughing like crazy*
Bruce: *murmuring something about queen children*
Cass: *patting jason shoulder for support*
Damian: *looking uncomfortable*
Roy: *confused* stop what? I don't get it.
Jason: t-that ya know what I'm talking about.
Roy: I really don't, darling, you have to tell me.
Jason: *stands and walks up the stairs to the manor*
Roy: Jason?! Jason?!
Dick: *turns to roy with tears in his eyes* I think you broke him, harper.
Roy: i-
Tim: I think the pet names were too much.
Roy: but I call him that all the time!!
Steph: okay ew, don't talk about your sex live please, but tim is right maybe it's bc we all witness it.
Roy: ?????????
Duke: he's never gonna live it down between all of us.
Roy: omg Jason!? I'm sorry!! Wait wait *runs up the stairs*
Cass: he's going to sleep on the couch
Dick, Tim, Duke, steph: 100%
Damian: father, can I make a quick call before we leave?
Bruce: ??? Sure, is everything alright?
Damian: *pulling up jon contact* nothing wrong.
Damian: please do not call me your endearments while we are with my family.
Jon: *who was asleep* what!?!
Damian: I don't want to be made fun of just because you love me too much to be contained.
Jon: sure!?! Whatever you say, honey
Damian: *slightly blushing because he too can't get used to it* t-thank you, habibi
Jon: love you
Damian: I love you too *hangs up and walks back with a slight spring in his step
Keeping on the massive crush Bruce, I have this headcanon for all of the batfam.
Talking how Dick just giggles and twirls his hair when Wally is talking about the stupidest thing and laugh about anything the speedster says.
Talking how Jason tries his best to not blush at any flirty pass that roy does, and later in his safehouse just swoons and giggles and kicks his feet because roy called him pretty bird and does the same thing he did to be called that again the next time.
Talking tim dreamily agreeing to anything kon says, and doing the classic laying his hand the bicep when laughing and calling him funny altho the joke was dry as fuck.
Talking how Damian is just like Bruce, stoic and serious on the outside, scolding Jon like usual but on the inside he's just a confused teenager because omg Jon looked extra cute and his guilty face was so adorable.
I like to see the superfamily be all gone for the bats, but I absolutely love when the roles are reversed.