Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
(doing this again cuz it was fun)
*Atsushi and Akutagawa got called to Aya's school*
Teacher: Aya punched another student and broke his nose. Both of them fought.
Atsushi, anxious: SHE what? She never acts like that please believe me! I apologise for her actions
Akutagawa, looking at his watch and tapping his feet: do we have to pay damages?
Atsushi: this is not the time for that? Aya-chan, apologise!
Aya: I am not apologising! Daddy, that kid said you are a terrorist and dad is a criminal
Atsushi: no we are not
Akutagawa: we aren't?
Atsushi, gritting his teeth: you're not helping here
Teacher: it's okay...Aya and the kid can talk it out tomorrow and say sorry.
*they get home*
Aya: you're mean, I was defending you!
Atsushi: why am I the villain here. Why aren't you reprimanding her, Akutagawa?
*Akutagawa leans towards Aya and whispers in her ear*
Akutagawa: so who won the fight? Did you?
Atsushi: RYUUNOSUKE----
*Akutagawa tying Aya's hair*
Aya: Ahhh are you trying to kill me? You can't even make pig tails?
Akutagawa: if you complain too much I'll use rashomon to tie it up
Aya: HEY that's not fair!
*noise and smoke from the kitchen*
Akutagawa, rolling his eyes: jinko I thought you could cook
Atsushi: uh yeah I can cook basic things. Your kitchen is too advanced for me!
Aya: I don't want to eat burned toast again papa
Atsushi: I know honey, I'll make sure it's only slightly burned
Akutagawa: now did you do your homework?
Aya: what homework?
Atsushi: what homework?
*Akutagawa making a science project and Atsushi writing essays*
Aya: are you sure you two can do this? You haven't been to school before
Akutagawa: I am smart enough to do it unlike a certain weretiger---
Atsushi: oh you SHUT UP--
(shhhh BSD is about two rivals raising a little girl together like it's buddy daddies)
Atsushi: I am really sorry for your loss little girl 😔
Aya: why do my dad's keep dying
Atsushi: oh....did you have two dads?
Aya: uh huh, technically four
Atsushi: h-how did that happen
Aya: I have a biological dad, who was the worst thing in my life
Atsushi: oh sorry
Aya: then I got Kunikida and things were okay for while, then he died.
Atsushi, tears forming: yes I just saw that 😭
Aya: Bra-chan became my dad too, he thinks I remind him of his daughter
Atsushi: awww 🥺
Aya: he was killed by Dosto-whatever-his-name-is in front of me
Atsushi: not him too
Aya: then the Dosto-person became my new dad, which I didn't consent to, he took Bra-chan's body!
Atsushi: this cannot get weirder
Aya: after all that Bra-chan came back to life for a min and gave me a new dad to replace him
Atsushi: and who's that?
Akutagawa: Princess, I brought your favourite doughnuts!
Atsushi: A-Akutagawa? What are you---
Aya: Oh here he is my new dad
Atsushi: you are a dad now?
Akutagawa: yes, it just happened recently. Jinko we have a child now.
Atsushi: W-We what?