Cars Disney - Blog Posts

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cars (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Salley Carrera/Holley Shiftwell Characters: Sally Carrera, Holley Shiftwell Additional Tags: Car Sex, not humanized Summary:

A rainy night in the desert, and two cars who can't resist each other. Yes, this is lesbian car-on-car. No, I'm not sure anyone will enjoy this.

I didn’t make that fic.

Found this on Archive of Our Own one time. I usually avoid reading this type of thing, or at least read once and never again since I have a pretty good memory of things, but i don’t know I’m weirdly intrigued.

Honestly I don’t read smut... but I found intriguing was it got me thinking about my favorite Cars girls as a femslash pairing. It’s written in a way that honestly does feel in character for both. Holley being nervous and flustered about her attraction and Sally being the more bold and confident of the two. That feels in-character for them (along with Sally being the one with the experience and initiates it and being on top). There’s also the description of the body language the two have that Sally can tell Holley’s attracted to her and giving Holley the confirmation that she likes her too. Thus when they do the deed they are giving permission and consent with Sally leading the way.

I shouldn’t have to praise that part because that’s something that SHOULD be understand by people. Consent and both sides taking initiative. Not just one party saying “WE HAVE SEX WHEN I WANT IT! YOUR OPINION OR FEELING OF IT DON’T MATTER!” Oh and the feeling that they actually do like each other and see each other as equals.

Any relationship, whether romantic, platonic, or even sexual, should have all parties feel equal to each other in the emotional sense.

Well that’s my two cents, going to back to start planning my own femslash fanfic while also thinking about the canon ships. 

Oh, and a possible Cars Hunger Games-esque Rebellion AU of Francesco/Sally.

I like shipping.

Autocorrect is the best

I accidentally held the m key while scrolling through tiktok

Oh yeah, uh

What the hell happened to Carl? Did he die? Like where tf did he go?

I'm just imagining him watching the World Grand Prix and going insane.

(If you don't know who Carl is, he is from the book Cars: Struck by Lightning. he was Lightning's "best friend" from the racing academy they trained at. He betrays Lightning and leaves, gets a career and disappears)

(And its a very popular theory that they were more than friends while at the academy💀)

I forgot about this

Boutta make a cars dating sim💀

sounds like car universe masochism?

This is like an old superstition my mum used to say...

If you tied a black thread around your right wrist, no harm would befall you.

But the day I wore the black thread I was in a fight💀

Everyday I am reminded a random fact about actual cars that may translate horribly to the cars movies

Like that if a cars falls hood first into water that's considered lucky irl because a person can get out and not drown, but that would drown the car in the cars universe.

Also other stuff I will reveal through asks

(ask me something pls, I'm dying)

Shit

I forgot about this fic

IM SO SORRY

30 days ago💀

Made a meme

I'm sorry Francesco

LMAO

I can't be the only one that thinks this...

I can't be the only one that thinks this...

Wait, so is antifreeze car blood?

Have I been writing fics wrong this entire time?

[The shining]

[Cars on the road, Episode 2 "Lights Out"]

He doesn't make it

The anti a03 person gave me an idea for a gay cars fanfic, So a lose-Lose for them.

What the hell, I just opened a03

Please don't let this affect you,

I don't know if you can report on a03, so just block and mute Anti_A03

I THINK I FOUND THE REPUBLIC OF NEW REARENDIA

THERE IS A CAR SHAPED ISLAND ON THE WORLD IN THE POSTERS

I KNOW I'M SHIT AT GEOGRAPHY BUT THAT AINT A REAL PLACE

I hope to Pixar I'm right🙏

When you realise that if Mater hadn't crashed Lightning's introduction Axelrod would've been outed right then and there.

Cuz he would've pissed himself and had no one to blame it on

And if anyone says "what about Lightning? He was next to Axelrod." Lightning was too far away from Axelrod to take the blame.

[Edit: I can't find an image where Lightning isn't cut out, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE NOT CUT OUT PARTS OF SCENES]

New fic idea to the notes note for ao3 ideas, I won't start it until I've finished the ones I'm working on now.

Here, take part of the idea;

The last part I don't remember adding, don't worry he makes it👍

There was this scene in my discontinued cars 2 rewrite fic where all the racers beat the shit out of one of the top lemons and his gang in a bar while Life could be dream plays in the background.

I may post the scene by itself.