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*going undercover as a straight guy* Uh yeah my name is, um... Dick Love Lady

Nobody tells you how much being a baseball fan spoils you. Like what do you MEAN there isn’t another 2.5 hour race today???

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

IM GONNA SOB I CANT GET OVER THIS.

THEY FIT IN THE GLOVE

(Pics from official Padres instagram) the puppies are so cute, i’m gonna cry for the fourth time today 😭

The one rogue lock of hair LMAO

05.04.23 | SEA vs OAK | "i think it was just something along the lines of, 'hey you need to fix your face, because you're cranky right now for no reason'" [x]

I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???

text posts part 2: yankees edition

cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭

sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi

trying my hand at text posts

credit to @stop-that-train for the actual posts used (i sourced them from their f1 text posts)

Padres fans, you better take good care of Candelita over there and here’s why:

I firmly believe Jose Iglesias was one of the guys to turn the ‘24 mets around. He’s criminally underrated (career .290 hitter like hello?) but that’s honestly the least of it. He just has so much personality in a sport that encourages players from a young age to shun personality and emotions and individualism and just play ball. And that spreads to the *whole team.* One of the reasons why the 2024 mets were so incredible and fun to watch was because the players were so much more than numbers. You’d watch Manaea on the mound and see a silly guy just throwing some baseballs and doing a damn good job of it. You’d watch a Lindor AB and see one of the most genuine, incredible, and stylish guys on the whole team RAKING. And you’d watch Iglesias hitting while singing OMG to yourself. At least, if you’re me. Point is, the 2024 mets were at their core a group of guys just having so much fun and not being afraid to show it, and Jose Iglesias led that movement. When a team appears like that to the *fans,* the team camaraderie is so incredible that they can’t help but start winning. He might not have had the most power or the best defense, but Jose Iglesias deserves to go down in Mets history as one of the greats.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses

TOMORROW IS SENGA BUMP DAY‼️‼️‼️

THIS IS NOT A DRILL🔨

mark vientos walked so kodai senga could RUN

LOOK AT HIM GO

kodai’s mets crocs oh my god 😭 🫶

fun fact: it only took 3 days of mets baseball for the entire roster to get run through a carburetor

can someone do this to the

please and thank you

OSCAR BURGER

could not get this image out of my head 😭

bo bichette can zip my zipper any day

Bro we can’t even play like 4 innings of baseball before someone gets bonked

Not to be too much of a d*dgers hater but

This feels like a good omen

live laugh love h money i’ll miss you forever

“when i think about the 2024 mets… i think about what a group of grown men playing a kids game chose to do with the time they had left together.” harrison bader to me you will always be famous

no bc this is so real

thank god football season is over. finally on to the next psychological torture called baseball

I wonder if mlb duos would have official ship names if they were less awful. barsh? bicherro? albuña? balvarez? terrible

Cannot even begin to explain what Pete Alonso means to me. First the fact that he’s the original piece of a rebuild (shoves nimmo to the side) but also something I just love about Pete is how uncool he is. Like he’s the most earnest, dorky, doofus who cares SO MUCH in a world where people will really resent you for giving a fuck and giving a fuck visibly and it deeply resonates with me. I also adore that he’s a weeb for New York

req’d by @smiles-daisies-and-love-oh-my

ah yes. baseball. 

i was at a restaurant and nearly spit out my food trying to alert the people i was with that mets spring training highlights were on the tv

anyway how’s everyone’s spring training going

baseball :)

This omg fit deserves national recognition LOOK AT IT

jose iglesias… pelase…

when ppl ask why i want to start t and i can't tell them it's bc i wanna throw 90

pat pat

Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you