Oh My Big Sweet Pumpkin Picking Polar Bear I Missed You

when ppl ask why i want to start t and i can't tell them it's bc i wanna throw 90

charlos always and forever

I WAS WATCHING THIS GAME AND MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS “THE CAKE ON THIS PITCHER” LMAOOOO

what in the hell

this is my goal now for the gym

What people don’t know is that pitchers require both mental enrichment along with physical exercise. Too many managers complain about their pitchers chewing up the bullpen, grooming themselves neurotically, etc. when they don’t realize that their pitchers are just in need of mental stimulation.

watching an old baseball game and the broadcasters were like ‘pitchers like hitting. it’s fun’ and yeah. it’s good for their enrichment. so true

what’s the hookup???

currently putting the fluoride in the water that makes the frogs gay and also makes everyone start putting lance in their fanfictions

i hate you all (chapter posted)

They’re in love your honor

this is my official commentary on life, the world, and sportsball

(my blog is a safe space for all fans lol it’s just my personal vendettas)