Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Ok,here me out
As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii
And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...
What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso
The leader
The chaotic
And the one who deals with eveyone shit.
Y E S
This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^
Tw/Cw for light swearing
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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-
Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again
Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-
Barnacles: Kwazii-
Kwazii: ahem, I mean...
Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...
Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-
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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?
Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-
Barnacles: aww, that's nice
*later*
Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-
Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner
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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?
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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!
Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...
*later that night*
Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-
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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3
Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?
Kawaii: Oh, my bad
Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3
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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture
Tweak: I-
Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-
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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???
Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??
Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!
Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-
Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*
Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*
Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-
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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...
Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?
Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times
Barnacles: What-
Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-
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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box
Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?
Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!
Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!
Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*
Barnacles reading the message: Not again-
Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??
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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??
Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-
Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!
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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve
Barnacles: I think you mean cards...
Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not
Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙
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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Barnacles: Yes
Peso: I love you
Barnacles: It back
Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*
Peso: 0 - 0
*a few minutes later*
Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?
Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-
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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think
Peso: Captain-
Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!
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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?
Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^
Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3
Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*
Barnacles: ...
Peso: ...
Barnacles: Well we did warn him-
Peso: Kwazii are you ok-
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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?
Barnacles: Um, well...
*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*
Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-
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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...
Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me
*a few hours later*
Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*
Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!
*runs out again*
Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*
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Barnacles: *is asleep*
Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*
Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...
*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*
Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)
*the next morning*
Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*
Kwazii: >:3
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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;
Requests/Asks are still open :)