Bad Kids - Blog Posts

GOD Kristen fucking Applebees. Love her, a queen, adore her so much but the amount of second-hand embarrassment I get from how she's treating Cassandra right now. I've had to physically walk away from my laptop a few times while watching episode 4 cause some of those scenes were like, BIG OOF moments, like with Cassandra reaching out asking where she is when she's setting up for the shrimp party. The change from being so excited that there would be a lot of people to being devastated that it's got nothing to do with her religion. I just wanna hug Cassandra, please give girlie a break.

Anyway really excited to see how this is gonna develop through this season, babygirl Kristen I love you, a true girlfailure at the moment. I just want the best for you

“The High Priestess represents human wisdom. The most intuitive and connected, she is a card of awareness. She urges you to listen to your inner voice and follow your instincts. Your mind knows far more than you think. Turn within for the guidance you seek.” “She represents unknown, mystery, intuition, spiritual knowledge, and the subconscious mind. She is esoteric.”

This is how I imagine the square up escalating in the cafeteria

I cannot wait to see the fight between the Bad Kids and the Rat Grinders. The BKs fight so well together and as a team. Apparently the RGs have only been dealing final blows on enemies. They have no idea how to effectively give out bardics, healing, help actions. Thinking about Fig taking out the large groups of low HP enemies because their main damage dealers (Fabian, Gorgug, Riz) can’t target that many enemies a turn. Thinking about Gorgug with the purple worm and Fabian asking if he needed help. Adaine’s portent crit with Fig’s smites

this and matching/representative piercings!!

fig has a ton, with different piercing representing each bad kid. a star for adaine, matching eyebrow piercing with gorgug (they got it after a cig fig shows), fabian has only one of his ears pierced and fig wears the other earring, kristen and her both have nose rings, riz doesn't have any than an ear cuff- so fig has one too

adaine's parents wouldn't let her get her ears pierced, so jawbone took her and held her hand, now she has a ton, with a little lightning bolt for fig- "you have one for me so i need one for you!"

it was gorgug's idea to get the eyebrow piercing, he saw a ton of people in the music industry with them, and just thought they were cool- fig of course, tagged along

fabian wont ever admit it, but he intentionally buys earrings he think fig would like, because he knows she always wants to match with him

riz's nose ring came with the conspiracy board tattoos, some kind of "buy two free tattoo sleeves, get one ear cuff free" situation; the next morning he was a bit distressed about them- so fig got one of her own "in solidarity"

kristen's nose piercing was done by fig at mordred manor's kitchen island, they hyped eachother up and oh boy did fig not know what she was doing. sandra lynn was not pleased, and despite jawbone's attempts to help fix it, the piercing is still very crooked

thinking about the Bad Kids sharing clothes. like

- gorgug’s hoodie is basically a communal hoodie at this point (everyone is seen wearing it at some point) (it’s like. a dress on riz)

- adaine has a scarf that everyone likes to steal because it’s so soft (fig showed ayda a picture of boggy wrapped in it and ayda cried. real tears)

- the girls + riz love to steal fabian’s muscle tees (they don’t fit gorgug) (fabian buys one that’s way too big for him so that gorgug can steal it) (he pretends not to realize that it’s way bigger than his other tees) (cause he’s embarrassed that he did something nice) (the others clock it immediately but pretend they don’t for fabian’s sake)

- kristen has the ugliest socks (the kind that go around each toe like gloves) but they’re so comfortable (everyone’s ashamed to be seen wearing them) (but they’re so soft and warm and they might be enchanted??? no one knows) (if someone is seen wearing them they just exchange grim white-boy-tight-lipped-awkward-look-away nods and don’t say anything about it)

- riz has a scarily large assortment of hats that no one’s ever seen him in (no one knows why, or how, he got them) (they’re in every hat style imaginable) (usually one of the Kids will just borrow a beanie, but kristen has tried a cowboy hat on occasion) (it was slapped off of her head immediately)

- fig has tried to make her leather jacket a communal jacket like gorgug’s, but it “doesn’t fit anyone else’s aesthetic” so instead she always has a pair of (not fingerless) gloves with her in case anyone gets cold

gorgug is also the greatest wizard of the age

can we take a sec to talk about the Bad Kids digital footprint. because like

fig: was a popular cheerleader in middle school, then a rebellious teenager who probably had at least one viral twitter thread, then became a world famous rockstar, and was revealed to be the daughter of a very high ranking devil

kristen: literally the chosen prophet of a very well known and worshipped god, died and renounced helio, created her own god, then later renounced that god as well

adaine: the child of very prestigious and important high elves, then the literal oracle, and killed the lunch lady on the very first day of school

gorgug: at first a nobody, but then becomes the drummer for a world famous rock band, as well as a star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, and then an expert artificer, not to mention the fact that he consistently kicks ass

fabian: the son of bill fucking seacaster, conventionally attractive and very very rich, another star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, killed toxic masculinity, and dances now

riz: notoriously weird, one of very few (if not the only) goblin in aguefort (if not in all of elmville), the youngest licensed private investigator probably in all of solace, not to mention the fact that he actually ate kalvaxus, and now works with angel fbi agents

and then they post a viral video with a tabaxi that only some people could see, then a viral livestream of all of these children absolutely wasted and having a crustacean-themed rager, and then another viral livestream of them in the fucking forest of the nightmare king battling the nightmare king himself and the previously mentioned tabaxi where some of those actual children literally fucking. DIE.

like what the fuck that’s so wild what