Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Jacob Frye
The whole gang is having dinner, some sitting in the dining room, some in the living room, the rooms were connected so they could still have conversations as a group, as family... a dysfunctional yet still functional family.
Everyone: *eating*
Jacob: *eating* ... lizards are just snakes with legs. *eats some of his food*
Everyone: *pauses eating and looks at Jacob for a moment* ...
Jacob: ... what?
Connor: you just said lizards are like snakes, but with legs... why?
Jacob: what? I didn't say that.
Rebecca: Uhm, yes you did...
Jacob: no I didn't.
Malik: damn it Jacob for once we're having a decent and peaceful meal, don't ruin this for the rest of us.
Jacob: I didn't say anything.
Evie: ignore him, you'll only encourage him.
Jacob: cause I didn't say anything.
Malik: whatever.
Everyone: *continues eating*
Jacob: *eats a bit of his food* ... *smirks* ... why is it that there's a D in fridge, but not in the word, refrigerator.
Altair: *hard sighs* damn it he's doing it again.
Shaun: Jacob please for the love of humanity and the sanity that is of this house, please stop.
Jacob: did you know a guy had to lick a rock... and now we have salt.
Altair: I will pay you any amount of money just so you can shut up.
Jacob: *still smirking* by logic bees shouldn't be able to fly... and yet they fly anyway, so does that mean bees don't follow any rules but their queens.
Kassandra: Jacob, even I'm tired of hearing this please stop.
Edward: Ha! I'm not.
Arno: Well I am!
Jacob: icecream is just frozen cow juice.
Alexios: and you just ruined ice cream for me, thanks a lot Jacob.
Jacob: your car keys have traveled further than your car.
Leonardo: ... he's not wrong.
Evie: please don't encourage him any further.
Jacob: planes are just giant metal birds.
Bayek: Jacob please stop-
Jacob: The Jonas brothers can't break up, cause they're brothers.
Evie: sometimes I wish we could.
Alexios: You're tearing this family apart!
Jacob: lasagna is just spaghetti but in cake form!
Connor: This is why we can't have nice things, Jacob.
Desmond: ok I'm putting an end to this. Hey Altair.
Altair: what Desmond?
Desmond: did you know that humans have off switches, but you just have to hit them hard enough and a certain number of times to shut them off.
Jacob: ...
Altair: . . . *give Jacob a creepy and terrify grin with one of his golden eyes glowing from under his cowl*
Jacob: O_O
Altair: >=D Jacob.
Jacob: ... what?
Altair: come here, Jacob.
Jacob: ... n-no, no, t-think I'm ok and safer here-
Altair: I wasn't asking Jacob.
Jacob: ...
Altair: . . .
Jacob: ... *quickly gets up and makes a run for upstairs*
Altair: *gets up and runs after him* COME HERE JACOB!
Jacob: SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!
Altair: *murderous grin on his face* I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOUR OFF SWITCH FRYE!
Jacob: I THINK IM GOOD FROM THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!
They both run upstairs and the chase continues as they hear the sound of the two running echos to downstairs.
Leonardo: ... should we stop him?
Everyone else: ...
Rebecca: Nah, he'll be fine.
Shaun: agreed.
*Jacob screaming from upstairs*
Altair from upstairs: I gotcha you little Frye!
Desmond: ... ya he's fine.
Evie: he's been through worse and I'll just take care of him afterward.
Everyone continues to eat as a minute goes by the sound of Jacob tumbling down the stairs; into the living, followed by Altair walking down the stairs and he goes back to the dining room table and sits back down in his seat.
Altair: *eats some of his food* ... so how's everyone's day been?
Aveline: good.
Desmond: same here.
Altair: good. So Desmond I heard-
Jacob: *cough* Technically... y-you can't die *cough* in the livingroom cause, it's... called... the living-room *wheezy laughs before passing out*
Everyone: ...
Altair: ... so where were we?
Do you just... have shower thoughts... though technically if you have weird thoughts in another room, does that mean their room thought?
Part 2 now available