Archangel Fucking Gabriel - Blog Posts

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

I like theory about pre-fall Crowley was an archangel and there are a couple moments in season 2 that suggest it, sooooo…

Look, we all remember this moment and I have not yet seen anyone pay attention to what exactly Crowley did. He uses lightning. And NOW we should remember season 1 because…

We already see someone used lightning. It’s archangel fucking Gabriel.

Maybe it means something, maybe not. Maybe season 2 broke me so much that i distract myself with shitty theories. Who now.