"What Gender Are You?"

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Lets say, hypothetically, my lover's got humor..... and for the sake of debate... lets say, she's the giggle at a funeral.

babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know

The feminine urge to be a gross unapologetic teen girl and listen to trash pop music, take bad selfies, drink overpriced starbucks, and run around town all dressed up to conquer the world.

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Celtic Paganism Deity Guides (Part #1)

Part 2

Brigid

Culture: Celtic

Goddess of: Spring, Fertility, Family, The Hearth, Childbirth, Fire, Blacksmiths, Scholars, Physicians, Prophets, Healing, Poetry, Occult knowledge, and Justice

Symbols: Brigid’s Cross, Candles, Triquetra, Faeries, Four leaf clovers, Cauldron, Chalice, Corn Dolly, Anvil, Hammer, Poetry, Forges, Hearths, Wells and Rock Formations

Colours: Green, Red, White, Gold and Blue

Animals: Snakes, Ewes, Sheep, Cows, Bees, Oxen, Owls and Hibernating animals

Plants: Cinnamon, Chamomile, Blackberry, Hawthorn, Basil, Mugwort, Apple, Heather, Dandelion, Snowdrop, Willow, Oak, Shamrock, Crocus, Trillium, Corn, Lavender and Sage

Incense: Myrrh, Wisteria, Frankincense, Cinnamon

Other Associations: Water and Fire

Offerings: Blackberries, Milk, Bread, Herbal Teas, Heather, Brigid’s Cross, Beer

Devotional Acts:

Dedicate some Art to her

Meditate with fire

Learn blacksmithing

Watch the sunrise

Say hello to Cows and Sheep

Hang a Brigid’s Cross above your doorway for blessings and protection

Study healing magic

Plant a bee garden

Cernunnos

Culture: Celtic

God of: Forests, Wild Animals, Finances, The Underworld, Death, Hunting, Balance, Grounding and Healing, Transitioning into the Afterlife and Fertility

Symbols: Horns, The Torc, Gold Coins, Serpents

Colours: Yellow, Gold, Forest Greens, Silver, Black

Animals: Stags, Elk, Goats, Deer, Bulls, Horses, Ram Horned Snakes, Snakes, Boars, Owls, Hawks, Ravens

Plants: Ash, Bayberry, Chamomile, Cedar, Cinnamon, Heliotrope, Holly, Ivy, Lavender, Juniper, Myrrh, Nettle, Oak, Patchouli, Pine, Sandalwood, Sunflower, Vine, Yarrow

Incense: Musk, Benzoin, Frankincense, Patchouli, Pine

Other Associations: Earth and Air, Sunday,

Offerings: Venison, Cooked Meats (ethically sourced), Roses, Sunflowers, Lavender, Wildflowers, Juniper Bark and Berries, Oak wood carvings, Green or Gold Candles, Cinnamon, Cloves, Pine scents, Pelts (ethically sourced), Feathers, Bones, Forest Moss, Antlers, Horns, Pine Cones, Gold Coins, Daggers, Poetry art, Celtic Music

Devotional Acts:

Hiking and Hunting

Connecting with nature

Meditation and Grounding, especially Outside

Dancing

Listening to Irish/Celtic Music

Cooking with his favorite foods

Talking with him

Singing in Irish

Wearing a pendant for him

Taking care of your body, especially if you're chronically ill

Lugh

Culture: Celtic

God of: The Sun, The Arts, Storms, The Harvest, Oaths, Kings, Justice, Craftsmanship, Smithcraft, Light and Warriors

Symbols: Sun, Spear, Harp, Slingshot

Colours: Brown, Gold, Yellow, Green, Red, Blue

Animals: Lion, Horse, Raven, Stag, Crow, Hound, Lynx

Plants: Apple, Oak, Hazel, Holly, Marigold, Goldenrod, Sunflower, Carnation, Rose, Gorse, Bay, Basil, Allspice, Rosemary, Cinnamon

Incense: Apple, Cinnamon, Rose, Frankincense, Myrrh

Other Associations: The Sun, Justice, Sunday, Air and Fire, Full or Waxing Moons

Offerings: Wine, Mead, Apple Cider, Corn, Bread, Apples, Berries, Potatoes, Beer, Harvested Fruits and Vegetables, Corn Dolls, Cloves, Gorse Flowers, Handmade Crafts

Devotional Acts:

Make Art, in any form, for him

Learn self defense

Watch the sunrise

Treat your loved ones to a lovely meal and give a plate to him

Support political and law-based justice, and sign petitions or give donations to make sure justice is appropriately given

Try to become a confident and witty person

Buy a kilt and wear in unapologetically

Go to a Renaissance Fair

Buy medieval weapons, especially spears and slingshots

Rhiannon

Culture: Welsh

Goddess of: The Moon, Horses, Songbirds, Wind, Gates, Horseshoes, Love, Beauty, Fate, Divination, Prosperity, Abundance and Healing. She protects against disaster and humiliation.

Symbols: The Moon, Horseshoes, Gates, The Winds

Colours: Green, Silver, Black, White, Grey, Red, Maroon, Brown

Animals: Horse, Frog, Dog, Songbird, Dragon, Badger, Hummingbird

Plants: Cedar, Pine, Narcissus, Daffodils, Pansies, Rosemary, Sage, Bay, Lavender, All White Flowers

Incense: Sandalwood, Cedar, Pine, Lavender, Frankincense

Other Associations: 7, Waning Moon Phases, Monday

Offerings: Soft-sounding Music, White Candles with the number 7 carved into them, Apples, Willow Leaves or Bark, Ivy, Evergreens, White Flowers, Lavender Oil, Lavender Candles, Studying or Practicing with Liminal Spaces and the In Between, including Meditation, Astral Travel, Dreamwork and Mediumship

Devotional Acts:

Sing for her

Make art, in any form, for her

Show extra love to animals, especially horses, dogs and songbirds

Talk to her or the moon

Sit outside on a windy day and enjoy the breeze

Fly a kite

Keep a dream journal

Make or Buy a Birdhouse

Aengus Óg

Culture: Celtic

God of: Love, Poetry, Inspiration, Youth, Summer and Healing

Symbols: Swans, Golden Harp

Colours: Green, Pink, Red

Animals: Swan, Cats, Deer, Doves, Sparrows, Songbirds

Plants: Strawberries, Rose, Mistletoe, Violet, Birch, Cedar, Elder, Sycamore, Basil, Cherries

Incense: Cinnamon, Jasmine, Lavender, Rose, Sandalwood

Other Associations: Venus, Copper, Air, The World, Justice, The Lovers

Offerings: Red Roses, Strawberry, Mead, Beer, Honey, Eggs, Butter, Milk, Bread

Devotional Acts:

Feed Local Birds

Sing love songs

Use more roses in your spellwork

Keep a dream journal

Never give up on your goals

Talk to him

Ask for help when you need it

The Morrigan

Culture: Celtic

Goddess of: War, Witchcraft, Death, Battle, Sovereignty, Life, The Land, Fresh water, Fertility, Prophecy, Protection, Retribution and Fate (especially Foretelling Doom)

Symbols: Red Cloak, Spear, Chariot, Sword, Shield, Triskele

Colours: Red, Black, White, Blue, Green

Animals: Crow, Raven, Horse, Eel, Serpent, Heifer, Wolf

Plants: Snapdragon, Willow, Aspen, Rowan, Hawthorn, Yew, Belladonna, Mugwort, Nightshade (VERY DANGEROUS)

Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Juniper, Night Queen, Pumpkin, Cinnamon, Sandalwood

Other Associations: Earth, Tuesday, Samhain, Queen of Swords, Justice, Death

Offerings: Red Wine, Red Meats, Red Beans, Bread, Acorns, Water, Milk, Beer and Ale, Chai Tea, Peppermint Tea, Pumpkin-flavored Things, Apple-flavored Things, Any cow products, Coffee

Devotional Acts:

Practice Divination

Stand up for yourself and others

Practice magic

Sing for her

Take care of yourself

Read her myths

Practice with weapons safely

Make art for her, in any form

The Dagda

Culture: Celtic

God of: Fertility, Agriculture, Strength, Wisdom, Magic, Druidry, Kingship, Abundance, Order, Magic, Music and Balance

Symbols: Magic Cauldron, Harp of Seasons, Large Club that can both give and take life, Sun Wheel

Colours: Red, Blue, Green, Brown

Animals: Pig

Plants: Oak, Oats, Willow, Hawthorn, Chamomile

Incense: Cedar, Juniper, Orange

Other Associations: Earth, Fire, Strength, Wheel of Fortune, The World, King of Pentacles, King of Wands

Offerings: Acorns, Music, Porridge, Ale, Beer, Mead, Butter

Devotional Acts:

Come up with your own mantra that inspires you

Become a mentor or father figure to someone who needs it

Research Druidry

Study agriculture

Plant an herb garden

Document and admire the changing of seasons in your local area

Listen to harp music

Aine

Culture: Celtic

Goddess of: Summer, Wealth, Sovereignty, Love, Fertility, Protection, Wealth, Agriculture, The Sun and the Moon and Queen of the Faeries

Symbols: Silver and White Items, Meadowsweet, The Moon

Colours: Red, Gold, Green, Blue and Tan

Animals: Red Mare, Horse, Rabbit, Swan, Cattle

Plants: Angelica, Blackberry, Cowslip, Elder, Orchid, Fennel, Flax, Garlic, Mugwort, Nettle, Oak, Hawthorn, Mistletoe, Alfalfa, Ash, Agrimony, Ash, Birch, Broom, Holly, Lavender, Meadow-sweet, Gorse

Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Fairy Dust, Orchid, Lavender

Other Associations: Midsummer, Air, South, The Sun, Suit of Wands, Queen of Pentacles,

Offerings: Milk, Bread, Home-grown Produce, Cream, Fire and Candles, Sunflowers, Yellow Flowers, Honey, Summer Fruits, Oranges, Bee-related Items

Devotional Acts:

Write a hymn for her

Leave offerings for the fae to keep the peace

Gardening, especially for herbs and flowers

Bee-keeping

Celestial and Fairy Magic

Light candles frequently

Have a bonfire

Spellwork at dawn or dusk

Cerridwen

Culture: Welsh

Goddess of: The Moon, Luck, Poetry, Change, Rebirth, Transformation, The Underworld, Death, Fertility, Inspiration, Magic and Knowledge

Symbols: Cauldron, Dark Moon, Lunar Cycles, Caves

Colours: Silver, Purple, Black, Grey, Green

Animals: White Pig, Greyhound, Crow, Hen, Hare, Otter, Hawk

Plants: Corn, Grain, Vervain, Acorns, Apple, Oak, Hazel

Incense: Sandalwood, Patchouli, Sage, Mugwort

Other Associations: Monday, North, The Moon, Death, The Magician, Suit of Cups, Midnight

Offerings: Pork, Bread, Milk, Water, Wheat, White and Green Candles, Barley, Rice, Peanuts, Poppy or Sunflower Seeds, Vervain, Grain-based Products

Devotional Acts:

Talk to the moon

Write Poetry about her

Buy a cauldron for spellwork

Make some potions

Bake some wheat bread

Take care of Pigs

Study something you’re genuinely interested in

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(Why isn't this more popluar?!)

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Devotion for Crackheads

Some fun and totally harmless ways to worship some of the gods!

Zeus:

Climb a tree and screech like an eagle

Throw a stick at someone you hate

Drink milk from the gallon you coward

Hera:

Point out how your life is going better than that nosy aunt's marriage

Wear ridiculously vibrant dresses and thick eyeliner and only speak in peacock

Make fun of the neighborhood Karen

Poseidon:

Make someone step in water with socks on

Step in water with socks on

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

Æügh

Hades:

It's time you went through an emo phase

Train your local dogs to bark at the neighborhood Karen

Lose your 50/50 to Qiqi

Hestia:

Cosplay as Guoba

Arson

Eat your teacher's apple, it's probably plastic but eat it anyway

Demeter:

Stalk the vegan teacher

Stalk vegan booty

Learn about the chemical properties of green onions

Athena:

Make Kokomi crit

Arson (2)

Spend money on Ovid's book. Then burn it.

Ares:

Arson (3)

Learn about the properties and history of battle axes

Make Kokomi crit (2)

Artemis:

Buy a shirt saying "MILF, Man I Love Fishing"

Cosplay the Lorax

Become the Lorax

Apollo:

Learn how to use a shotgun, though you probably already know that if you're a white American

Make friends with crows

Become a crow

Hephaestus:

Socialise

Learn how to build a tank

Build a tank

Aphrodite:

Shove sea water down Karen's throat

Be gay do crime

Arson (4)

Dionysus:

Be gay do crime (2)

Get drunk on vodka

Blast Cult of Dionysus on four big speakers at the middle of the night

Hermes:

Commit tax fraud

Commit theft

Be gay do crime (3)

Helios:

Chug a questionable amount of monster down

Stare directly into the sun

Arson (5)

Selene:

Be gay do crime (4)

Sing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs every full moon at the middle of the night

So the fandango

Hecate:

Arson (6)

Adopt a dog despite your parents saying no

Adopt a weasel