A Penny And The Boy Pharaoh Situation

A Penny and the Boy Pharaoh situation

I was having a good time here when I remembered Mr. Peabody and Sherman, I love them, and, as a bonus, Penny.

If I'm not mistaken, there's a time when Penny goes back in time with Peabody and Sherman and they end up in ancient Egypt, and there they meet this boy, who became a pharaoh early on (I think, it's been a while since I watched it and I don't remember well), and he falls in love with Penny, and tries to make her fall in love with him by giving her gifts, and when that doesn't work, he kind of tries to force her, but Peabody and Sherman manage to get her out of there and stuff.

So, I, at my peak of creativity-for-everything-but-new-caps-for-my-fics-or-for-my-au, thought; "Why not do a version of this, but with the Batfam?"

And now I have this in my head, like, there are two versions, where they go back in time, and because of their cryptid shenanigans, they get mistaken for deities or something, and the Egyptians try to workshop them, or, they end up on this other planet, or hidden world, like Themyscera, or something, and the people there look at these cryptids and think; "Oh! Exotic pets!" or something.

I don't know if I would put the entire Batfam on the trip together or if it would just be a few, but I definitely want Dick to be Penny.

Like, in my cryptid Batfam headcanons, I like Dick (as an adult) to have this seductive, mermaid-like vibe. You know what I mean? So he would definitely be the one to have a pharaoh/authority figure simping for him.

Like:

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Egyptians, seeing a flock of winged creatures, intelligent and clever, with animal characteristics:

Egyptians: *Looks at murals of their gods, human bodies with animal characteristics*

Egyptians

Egyptians: Are they deities? Demigods?

Batfam: *Cold sweat as they definitely don't want to cause changes to the timeline.* Uhm...

——

The Pharaoh, looking at a Dick, with all his natural charm, plus, the incorporation of the mermaid vibe into his cryptid persona: Is this what love at first sight looks like?

Dick, seeing as how his choice came to bite him in the ass in the worst way possible: Oh no.

Rest of the Batfam minus Bruce: *Outside cool, inside laughing like gazelles.*

Bruce, going into full protective dad mode: Do. Not. Even. Dare. You. *Squints menacingly at the Pharaoh*

——

The Pharaoh simping over Dick: Here *precious jewels and gold.*

Dick "raised as a billionaire's son after the age of 5, once even replicating the scene of Uncle Scrooge swimming in money when a kid" Grayson-Wayne: Uh... no need, sir *crooked smile that looks more like a grimace.*

——

Servants trying to put gold accessories and other precious stones on the winged demigod by the Pharaoh's orders: Wait please!-

Dick receiving small shocks from the wing sensors bc they were programmed to warn when something gets between the feathers and can make difficult to fly: GET IT OFF MY WINGS, GET IT OOOOOFFFFFFFF AAAARGGGHHHH- *Writhing in hatred and discomfort.*

The Pharaoh seeing that this is stressing the demigod instead of pleasing him: Damn it! Stop, stop before he hates me more-

——

Bruce, arms crossed: *Squinting suspiciously.*

The Pharaoh trying to gain the favor of the father of the demigod he wants to court: Hi *Nervous laughter.*

The Pharaoh: For you. *Shows typical offerings of the time for him.*

Bruce "Man that literally come from the future with his family" Wayne: What the- *Disgusted.*

The Pharaoh: WhAt DiD i Do WrOnG tHiS tImE!?!?

——

Bastard child crying:

The Pharaoh irritated: Get rid of th-

Dick, pissed off at the situation: DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE! *Cryptid growls as he cradles the child protectively.*

The Pharaoh in a cold sweat: I-understood... *Intimidated but also attracted?*

The child's mother: My son-

Dick: Take him *Hands the child to the mother with a gentle and friendly smile that he uses to talk to victims.*

The Pharaoh who only gets grimaces: Why isn't he like ThAt WiTh Me??

——

The Pharaoh: *Trying again (and failing) to woo Dick*

Dick: *Running away again*

Jason: HA! *points and laughs.*

Damian, being held like a feral cat by Jason: *Unholy screams of anger and disgust.*

Kate: Hahaha, it's like when Bruce had to run away from fangirls at school again!

Bruce, being held like a feral cat by Kate: *Unholy screams of anger and disgust.*

——

Duke nervous: uhn, what are you guys doing...?

Damian: Setting up a political coup plot to remove that unworthy pharaoh from the throne as punishment for his sins.

Bruce: *Covering Damian's mouth with his hand* More like a...prank, to stop him from chasing after Dick.

Damian squirming away from Bruce's hand: That's what I said, Father.

Duke: Oh I'm in.

Bruce: The more the better. Look, we gonna...*Proceeds to explain the state political coup plan that ends with the beheading of the pharaoh.*

Duke raised an eyebrow: I thought we don't kill if it's not necessary?

Bruce: The people will decide his fate.

Damian: And killing is indeed necessary in this situation.

Duke: *Shrugs* Okay, whatever you say.

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1 month ago

Totally true

I think anyone that studies medicine with Damian would lowkey hate his ass.

Not in a mean way, but in a petty why-aren't-you-struggling-like-me type of way. I mean, thanks to Robin and the league Damian is light years ahead of everyone on terms of experience and it would show.

Half the class is puking their guts out the first time they see a patient with an open fracture. Damian has been there, done that, seen that and worse. He's eating m&m's in the back.

They're all practicing making sutures until late. Damian is like "No, I don't need to join you. I could suture with my eyes closed" and then when someone is like "prove it, rich-boy" that mf actually blindfolds his eyes and sutures perfectly using four different techniques.

He also passes everything with flying colors! Because of course, the guy can't just be rich, good looking and famous, he has to be smart too.

And it just gets worse when he starts his actual residency.

Nothing shakes him! Thirty hour shifts? He doesn't even yawn. Extreme stress during a surgery gone awry? Damian is the one telling the other members of the surgical team to stay calm. Violent patient? They don't even get to call security, Damian has the guy pinned already.

And it would be easier to not get jealous of him if he somehow was a souless blood sucking asshole. But Damian is a good person, awkward and standoffish but always willing to help. He's there for whatever people need. He aids nurses, listens to patients, conforts victims. He sits with people for the bad news and when someone dies he gets this sad faraway look that shows he cares.

And it's just so unfair.

3 months ago

Totally

Dick: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling kinda nauseated lately.

Tim: Maybe you're pregnant.

Bruce: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, Tim because he suggested it or me because I just had a heart attack.

4 months ago

Characters in my style/Always!AU/redesign #1

Part 2, Part 3

So I was bored for a while, so I decided to redesign some characters, so now I have Kon and Dick in my style/how they would look in Always!AU

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I only made Kon with this ridiculous S-printed black shirt because I'm still thinking about how to design his hero suit (the shirt with the lightning bolt on the other drawing that I put there he got from Billy), and yes, I gave Dick beautiful longer hair, but I refuse to give him a mullet (I can't draw one-)


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3 months ago

So, another day, once again I was BORED

So I decided to make a drawing of the aquatrio!

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From left to right they are: Brendan, Yuna and Vallety!

Apart from Vallety, the OCs are from my Besties! Brendan is Carolzita's, and Yuna is Vee's

As you all know (I think, probably not), Vallety is a mermaid/siren/dog hybrid, but also, something I didn't tell you, is that he was created in a laboratory, he likes art, books, blueberries, honey and he's composer who sings and plays a guitar.

Yuna is kind of his aunt/cousin in the lore of the universe that we are slowly creating cuz his mother was her father's cousin, so, her inherited cousin, but they see each other like sisters and she takes care of Vall but she is not that old, ya know? She also is a pure-blood mermaid(Vallety's mother was a siren. And in case somebody doesn't know what difference is, specifically in their lore, a siren attracts her "prey" with her voice, and a mermaid do it with her beauty), and a beach girl who likes to just chill around.

And meanwhile, Brendan is a Sea Mid-Low God, nothing too big but not insignificant either, who likes leather jackets, mechanical engineering, soda and is a racing driver, successful even. He builds and designs super high-tech cars and other stuff with his team and his grandfather (a human, "mad" scientist vibes and all) in the old man's scientific workshop. He is also a spearman, he loves his trident. His parents, his entire family are completely human, he is just adopted 👍


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4 months ago

My DC AU+Headcanons' memes

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I was bored so I decided to make memes, I made some of Fawcette

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3 months ago

The biggest reason Cass is the only natural option as heir to The Batman comes from the fact that every other character’s growth relies on them at some point either removing themselves somewhat or completely leaving the Bat symbol behind. Cassandra is the outlier whose found a reason to live on as that same symbol.

We can argue day and night who the best vigilante, detective, fighter, hero, strategist, or whatever is but none of that changes who can survive being the symbol without losing themselves in the process of following Batman’s footsteps.

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1 month ago

the boys ask Bruce to rank them on who was the worst behaved kid, but Bruce lists Dick first and everyone loses it

Jason: Damien is literally a demon child ?!

Bruce: Damien threatened me with a sword. Dick snuck out to kill someone his second night here.

Everyone:

Dick: I still think you should have let me but whatever

1 month ago

"When Danny comes to visit his island, he sometimes comes dressed like tom nook with a tom nook mask on, but its like those japanese fastival masks ( https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0278/1937/6729/files/japanese-cat-mask-meaning.jpg?v=1605894736 )

Danny does it at random and gives people tasks to complete every now and then. He doesn't talk, a game window appears in front of him (ecto trick or help from Desiree) and the sound plays. Billy is given a task when he tries to find Danny but later realizes that it's actually the island owner (he never met him before. only the ghosts did cuz the jld and other mages/tourists only come very occasionally for the trade and temporary refuge)"

@jc-llex I HAD TO DRAW IT-(It is kind of shitty but at least I made it)

"When Danny Comes To Visit His Island, He Sometimes Comes Dressed Like Tom Nook With A Tom Nook Mask

I saw an outfit of Tom's that I remember as a yukata, so I drew Danny in one, but it turned out ugly, and the mask is horrible, but what matters is the intention. 🙏

I like to think that he would try to be the complete opposite of Tom but still with his basic characteristics, and I also like to think that he would use an alter ego that resembled Tom's name but was still different, that's where Don Nova came from.

And the tasks he asks people to do would be simple, but also useful for Potato, you know? Better than just meaningless stuff. Ohhh, and I put him in a wig too, just because.

Danny has found a small-ish floating island in the Zone that isn't claimed by anyone. Dibs.

He starts altering it, and finds out that for ghosts it's like, super easy. He's literally just grabbing bits of ecto and forming it into what he wants, like putty.

He takes inspiration from his favorite Animal Crossing save, and shapes this floating island to be a place for him to just...go chill.

He names it the same thing he named his Animal Crossing island; Potato.

Danny loves Potato Island. It's his new favorite place to go to unwind.

The blob ghosts like his little ecto lakes and ponds, and will take the form of random fish to play in them. Some of them like to pretend to be caught when he goes "fishing", and are very proud when he takes photos with them and tells them what a big catch they are.

There's his house, based on the Animal Crossing one he designed, and there's a few other empty ones as well.

There's shops, based after the ones on his islands, that have no wares and no one to run them.

But that's fine, this is all just so he can relax.

Except one day, a ghost he hasn't met before asks if they can have one of the houses. That in return, they'll run one of the shops.

Danny agrees! He was getting kind of lonely anyways, and he's not on the island all the time.

Then another ghost asked. Then another.

Now his little project island is a bustling avenue of shops and locals, with celebrations for Ghost holidays he's never heard of planned out, and a small city council to gather up concerns and bring them to his attention if the city council can't resolve them.

Usually it's infrastructure, since no one but Danny can make alterations to the island. The political stuff stays firmly in the hands of the elected officials.

Potato Island is a small, peaceful hub of trade and Danny is Very Proud.

~~~~~~

Meanwhile, the Justice League Dark is very happy that there's an interdimensional, peaceful trading village in the Infinite Realms that they can do their shopping at with ease.

The locals like to barter, which is ideal for Magic Users, and Potato Island (wild name but whatever) is protected by a very powerful spirit, so JLD members don't have to worry about being attacked while there.

Billy, though; Billy has a whole other reason to seek Potato Island out; he needs a place to live as a human. He can open his own portals and go back to Earth, and he's not stupid, he knows not to eat food from the Realms, but he's...a little tired of being homeless.

As Captain Marvel, everyone thinks he's an adult and that he has a secret base to live in.

But as Billy, who no one in the hero community knows, he's been living on the streets, and he wants security.

So the next time he goes to Potato Island, he explores it, searching for the Island's guardian; Phantom.

He has a favor to ask.

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