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And so the first fic is finished, but don't worry, there's still much more to come.
drawing based on the chapter
fic
"Phantom ate his homework"
I don't know why, but I just CACKLED-
All the students in Casper High chanting Phantom’s name into mirrors to summon him but Fenton keeps popping up behind them and scaring them
Another Aquatrio drawing for you!!
It was supposed to be them drinking yogurt with cookies, but I forgot to draw the damn packet of cookies on the table and I'm too lazy to do it now.
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YEEAHHH BRASIL KRAI!!! 🧡🧡🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Marvel is old. Like, not just bcs he is a entity of zillions of years old Billy was born and imprisoned for several years in a relatively conservative time full of prejudices.
When the time bubble pops and the League finds out about it, they expect Captain Marvel to be some kind of very close-minded, militaristic guy who will find the new generation full of sins (They don't know that in Fawcett there is so much magic, different species and queer entities that it is impossible to really be a socially backward place. They also don't know that the captain is a guy who doesn't like the police very much and his favorite sport is beating up nazis)
And well, finding out that the guy you thought would give you headaches in the modern age is actually super happy about it is kind of shocking Batman already had several slides ready to give the captain a lecture about respect
Marvel: Oh my gods, I found some pamphlets about these pride parades. Mr Batman, can I take this weekend off? I would love to go with my brother there!
Batman: Your... brother?
Marvel: Yes! Well, my whole family. We were part of some protests for the queer community in my time, but we were not part of any since the bubble. He liked the idea, but he's too shy to go alone, so me, my brothers and sisters wanna go with him to support him!
Batman: ... Of course, I will arrange for someone to take over your monitor duties
And next week there are several news about how the new-old heroes appeared on pride parade.
They help with things like free water and snacks distribution, first aid for minor injuries, they ensure that no homophobes try to start a fight, they don't let it turn into a mess and in general they also participate. They are practically all painted in colorful colors, their capes are personalized, some of them are dancing, others are further away taking care of the environment. Marvel does some magic tricks, makes rainbows appear in the sky and all that And they absolutely shower the green-suited superhero, aka they bro, with support and love. Vicki Vale and Cat Grant are dying to know why
And things like this just keep happening. Is there a protest in Asia about feminism? The Shazam family will be there, Mary and Darla protesting while their brothers stand around staring at anyone who wants to intervene. Community centers for homeless charities? captain will appear to call the public, ask for support and do some tricks to please the rich Donations to hospitals? They are all out there distributing news, asking anyone who can help, to help. A movement for teacher salary justice in Brazil? They are already there to help Or are movements taking place to preserve Brazilian flora? because of the criminal fires happening in the Amazon? They are there again, using their magic to heal what was hurt, put out what burned and protest, demanding more attention from the government. Do they want to take away land from indigenous tribes? They're going to have to go over the captain first. News broke about high levels of trash in the ocean. But Aquaman barely has time to deal with it himself, he sees his co-worker there with his family gathering pieces of trash and separating them for their own disposal, using spells to separate chemicals and water pollution. Is Gotham suffering from polluted air? The captain will gather a bunch of clouds and sprinkle them with some magic, and his raindrops will gradually purify the air for the people Is a police officer being cleared after attacking a teenager? no no no, marvel will be in front of the police station in the morning along with a bunch of civilians wanting justice Does a police car, or any car in general, have a sticker that supports some kind of tyrannical movement? apology for the Nazis? to an oppressive government? a prejudiced joke? Oh man, you better be ready for dawn with every part of this car missing, probably being sold illegally and having the proceeds sent to charity The fact that the captain calls the police bastard pigs was a shock, some got defensive and such, others thought it was great. It was a slight headache for the Justice League when it came to the media, but it's not like the government liked them before The movements in Brazil are there because im brazilian, raised by a teacher, there was no way to avoid it. Billy come to brasil <3
marvel likes storms :) Batman grimaced when he received an informational pin on his communicator that a magic user had entered his city at high speed, but only sighed when he noticed that it was a member of the league. one that, despite being friendly, shouldn't be there. He threw himself back and forth between the rooftops until he reached the superhero's location. He was sitting on the edge of a considerably tall building that gave a good view of the city, but the Big Red Cheese was looking up intently to the sky, his legs swinging excitedly.
Batman: Marvel, what are you doing here in Gotham?!
Marvel: Ah, Mr. Batman! Sorry, I know you don't like visitors, but I promise I'm not here to bother you. I'm not even here on business. I'm here because of the storm that's coming!
Batman: Explain.
Marvel: Well? I just like storms. You know, flying through the heavy clouds, feeling the rain, the smell of ozone and the static. It's natural that I love this environment, you know? How when humans feel comfortable in the fetal position? Because they remember their mother's womb, or something like that. Batman saved this information to analyze later, especially the "when humans..." part which may be indicating that the captain was born from a storm.
Batman: Hmn. Don't cause trouble, and if trouble comes to you, call me first.
Marvel: ok mister! will do. And the captain salutes with a big smile. Not even Batman can deny his friendly charm, especially when he comes up with strangely interesting facts like this Now, every time Gotham is hit by a nasty storm, everyone will be ready and waiting for Marvel to be there, chasing thunder, laughing as he flies through the sky, diving head first into the drops of water and static only to fly back up again later. Every now and then he accidentally gets in the way of some evil plan (he absorbed all the rays that the villains wanted to channel to energize a weapon or bring someone back to life, perhaps) and batman just kinda dont want to comment about it Or theres Cap absorbing the most dangerous thunder, the number of accidents throughout the city greatly decreased. like trees catching fire, poles falling, generators breaking down and so on. There are several posts on the internet, even a reddit just with people saying that they saw the big red cheese playing in the storm out there, being hit by thunder on purpose and stuff Eventually he starts to feel comfortable enough in the bats city to help the citizens a little. just a little so as not to irritate his boss. He cuts holes in the clouds to create a gap of light to help a lady look for the keys she dropped on the ground. he shares some electricity for the hospital generators in case they have a problem during the storm. A large branch fell on the street and is blocking traffic? in a red blur, the branch will have been dumped in a safe environment.
Batman actually begins to enjoy the small gestures around the city, even more so because Marvel doesn't try to change her his way, just lend a hand, appreciating what she has to offer, even if that is dark and foggy skies with aggressive rays of buzzing electricity. Bruce is very happy to have someone else who likes Gotham's dark skies.
part 1 of strange facts about the captain that fill the league with "he's silly, I like him" maybe
part 1 , part 3 part 4
I forgot to say in the last post, but these memes are from my Always!AU
Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset
lol
spideypool thing from last year 😦
DUDDEEE, LOVE IT, GIMMEEE THISS
Especially if Billy, Freddy and Mary are already part of the Vasquez family, and Billy is kinda of just part-time "dad-ing" his co-worker without noticing.
Yeah no, fuck that. Bat son becomes a Batson.
Batman: *looking more depressed than usual*
Marvel: *feels bad and doesn’t know what to do* “Uh… wanna hold my hand?”
Batman: “…Is that a genuine offer?”
Marvel: “Yeah?”
Batman: *stares for a solid minute* “Yes.”
Later…
Reporter: “Batman, what do you have to say this photo of you and Captain Marvel holding hands?”
Batman: *looks dead at the camera* “It was a moment of weakness.”
or
Marvel: “Mr. Batman Sir!” *floats over to him, holding something behind his back*
Batman: “Yes, Captain?” *zeroes in on the fact he’s hiding something*
Marvel: “I got you something. You like Gray Ghost, right?”
Batman: “Yes…?”
Marvel: “Here.” *hands him a Gray Ghost figure*
Batman: *slightly surprised a “grown man” gave another grown man an action figure as a gift and sees that the figure is super old* “Is this vintage?”
Marvel: “It shouldn’t be?”
Batman: *uses nerd knowledge* “This specifically stopped being manufactured in the seventies.”
Marvel: *nodding along like he’s actually invested in this convo* “Oh really?”
Billy found that in the trash, and cleaned it the best he could so he could give it to him. He did not know.
Marvel: “So does that mean you like it?”
Batman: “Yes.” *very carefully puts it into his utility belt* “Thank you.”
or
Marvel: “You were amazing Mr. Batman Sir!” *pats his chrome dome*
Batman: *registers that his head was pat*
Marvel: *realizes he pat a grown man’s head*
*silence*
Marvel: *slowly pulls his hand away and looks ashamed* “I… am so sorry.”
Batman: “Hn.”
Marvel: “I am! I swear! It’s just that I do that to Junior and Mary a lot and I wasn’t thinking when I did it to you! I promise it won’t ever happen again!”
Bruce didn’t know what that means, because does that translate to “I thought of you as my own kid for a solid second” or does that translate to “My bad, muscle memory”?
Here is the link to the part 1, part 3
So, just like last time I found myself bored, so I decided to do Batman now, it's not exactly the same series and such, but here it is in my Always!AU
Just like Connor and Dick, he's younger and has the fake wings, he still has the cape, tho, so he can, like, cover his wings when he's not using them and because, like in some canons (I think? Remember that I've never read any comics if you're going to hate on me for being stupid, okay,), his cape is basically a shield in the form of fabric, so yes, instead of doing it like in some fics where they swap the cape for the wings, I mixed the two.
And I removed the part of the skin that is normally showing in canon, to give him more of the cryptid vibe I wanna in my AU, you know, to distance him even further from the human being. And he is even called just "Bat" instead of "Batman" to give more emphasis to this distance from the common that I want.
Just a place for me to drop some of my ideas and crazyness,cuz most of the time I'm tooo lazy to make it come true.
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