From What I Can Surmise, Blake Thorne, Aka Hulk Hogan With Bad Hair, Made His Money Off Of Making Other
From what I can surmise, Blake Thorne, aka Hulk Hogan with bad hair, made his money off of making other people feel like physical shit. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins…eat your heart out. At least in the form of Thorne, he’s more like eat my mass maker supplement. Despite knowing he’s got the build of a guy that can stop an ice cream truck dead in its tracks just by pulling on an attached rope, he’s never actually satisfied with his picture on his own products. I digress.
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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Howdy folks, who’s your favorite Imp? Let me introduce you to our sorority posse!
Yeah, I stole those lines from the “Lester’s Possum Park” scene in “A Goofy Movie”. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! Nothing…and like it!
What are we actually here to talk about? That’s right, Sorority Babes. Mmm, babes…pledging to sororities…Sorority…babes. Sorry, where was I?
Zombeavers
ZOM…BEAVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhat sadly this is not as really a campy lesbian adult entertainment zombie parody. At times it’d probably help the movie, but we are left with a horror comedy that does manage to deliver on its own still.
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The Love Witch
Love me…love me…love me…love me…
That’s what Elaine, love witch, wants and I’ll see what I can do. I haven’t exactly taken any of her potions, that I know of, so I’ll have to settle on my usual fancy beer to get myself that liquid courage. Deity knows I’m not the smoothest person in town.
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THE CROW (1994) dir. Alex Proyas
Earth Girls Are Easy 1988 | dir. Julien Temple
2012: Ice Age
Calling “2012: Ice Age” a movie is considered illegal in some states, but knowing that it’s from The Asylum renders all illegality null and void in the first place, so we’re good there.
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Tonight's viewing.
he is dripping with tboy swag
movie: earth girls are easy (1989)
character: wiploc played by jim carrey
song: alien blues by vundabar
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