Crispy Coleslaw Bullies Children Because Their Mother Rejected Him, Does That Make Him The Snape Of HotD?

something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can

Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.

It's a dog, the next logical step is a dog

I'm a bit scared by the amount of people who are like "the next logical step is engagement".

They barely know how to communicate with each other. Carlos has yet to really figure out or understand the realities of being with an addict (or rather TK in particular - I'm not sure I'm hugely keen on these sweeping 'what it's like to be with an addict' statements). They just got back together after being broken up for months, during which it seems like they didn't speak at all.

I think we can give them a while to get a bit more settled before they think about marriage (or not marriage! That's also an option!)

What just happened:

My roommate came into the kitchen and said "God, I'm so hungry". Then she takes one (1) onion and goes back into her room.

Do I wanna know?

do yall think zoro chopped his tits off himself 🤨

I never had as much fun watching a marvel project as during the dancing scene at aamir and tyeshas wedding.

Yesterday, I send my mom a link to something I thought about applying for and asked for some advice and she left me on read.

Today, I texted her that the stores in my city are open for shopping again and she texts back immediately to ask when she can come visit me to go shopping.

Glaf to know where your priorities lie, mom

Inside of you are two wolves

playlists for all the moods

1. Songs for when you suddenly and unexpectedly feel joy

2. Songs for when you’re simping UwU

3. Songs for when you want to be comforted by music in the deepest way possible

4. Songs for when you need a reminder that humanity may not be inherently good but is definitely trying it’s best

5. Songs for when you know you are the shit

6. Songs for when you need a hug and reassuring words

7. Songs for when you’re in love

8. Songs for when you have a crush on him

9. Songs for when you have a crush on her

10. Songs to have a good night sleep

11. Songs to start your day off with the right energy

12. Songs for when you’re just sad

13. Songs for when you’re really really really sad

14. Songs for when your intrusive thoughts won’t shut up

15. Songs for when you’re feeling chaotic and want to ruin your own life

16. Songs for when you want to flip people off

17. Songs for when you feel insecure

18. Songs for when you haven’t slept in a week

19. Songs for when it’s late at night and you’re nostalgic

20. Songs for when you’re watching cheesy love shows and eating ice cream

21. Songs for when you want to rock out to emo music at 3 AM

22. Songs for when you want to have a dance party alone in your room and sing each song at the top of your lungs

23. Songs for when you want to burn stuff just for the fun of it

24. Songs for when you want to be surrounded by slow, soft energy

25. Songs for when you need a reminder that you are loved

26. Songs for when you want to have a good time with little cash

27. Songs for when you need the energy to power through

28. Songs for when you want to run away with your best friend

29. Songs for when you want to forget the crushing weight of your human existence

30. Songs for when you feel cynical

31. Songs for when you don’t want to be in a relationship because you are happy on your own

32. Songs for when you just really really love your friends

33. Songs for when you’re studying and need to focus

34. Songs for when you just want to sit by the beach and watch the waves

35. Songs for when you want to have a summer fling

36. Songs for when you want to be 13 again

37. Songs for when you wish it was the 80’s because you weren’t alive and things were great

38. Songs for when you’re really really gay

39. Songs for when you’re not sure what you’re feeling

40. Songs for when you want to feel it in your soul

41. Songs for when you love easily and hard

42. Songs for when you’re obsessed with the tenderness of peeling oranges and sharing it

43. Songs for when you want to dance with someone

44. Songs for when you’re feeling teenage angst

45. Songs for when you want to feel 17 again

46. Songs for when you want to be the villain in the story

47. Songs for when you want to feel like someone’s main character

48. Songs for when you’re about to start a new life

49. Songs for when you’re sad that good things always have to come to an end

50. Songs for when the world feels like it’s spinning and you feel a little bit tipsy on life and living

51. Songs for when you are hanging out with your friends and you have the aux cord

52. Songs for when you need the confidence of a villain plotting world domination

53. Songs for when you’re lovesick

54. Songs for when you’re anxious

55. Songs for when you don’t want to grow up

This is just the entire plot of Reckless by Cornelia Funke

I love so much stories of older siblings having to save their younger siblings from a magical kidnapping it's just. I'm too old to believe in magic and you're not but you're the one stolen and I'm the one who has to believe to get you back because our parents are too far gone, they'll never understand. You're my responsibility and I don't want you to be but when offered a choice to walk into the dark for you or to turn back I will always go on. I seem like such a grown-up powerful force to you but I'm just a kid myself. I'm scared and alone but somewhere out there you trust me to save you and I have to rise to that, I have no choice. I resent your existence. I love you. I will always come find you.