Hey! Hyrule's Chapter (chapter 8) Is Out! Https://archiveofourown.org/works/47588605/chapters/123365968

Warriors: I'm sorry, your prepeeling your fruit??? who does that even??

Legend: oh you haven't yet? Oh Ravio and I have already prepeeled our fruit.

Ravio offscreen: I prepeeled them last year!

Legend nodding: I actually just prepeeled our grapes.

Warriors blinking slowly: I'm sorry, you prepeel grapes?!

Legedn and Ravio: You don't?!

Four: Now thats unpeelable.

A very tired Wild: Would you like butter in your ice- wait no-

Hyrule turning to look at Four: I’m not sure, would you like butter on your ice? … wait a minute-

Four: [dying of laughter in the background]

Thanks for the tag!! ooh now this is fun!!

Fav color: I love all of the colors!

Currently reading: I haven’t been reading much recently, but the last thing I had read was the legend of zelda artwork.

Last song: Harder, Better, Faster, stronger by daftpunk

Last series: Wings of fire! (Unsurprisingly my 19th time rereading the series)

Last movie: Minions, the rise of Gru.

Spicy/savory/sweet: why this question? I love both savory and sweet but if I had to choose one, sweet.

Currently working on: A four swords fanfic of the lost au, another expression sheet of a character (tho a little help choosing would be nice lol), and a bunch of artworks simultaneously. Oh and probably another small fanfic of the lost au but idk which universe it shall be in yet.

Who to tag? Welll…

@tinydragontoons @luwyv @imaginefourswords and I cannot think of any others. Lol I have a limited group of friends.

tagged by @clawclip

rules: tag 10 ppl you’d like to know better

fav color: green !!!

currently reading: lotr trilogy all at once

last song i listened to: twinkle twinkle by onf

last series i watched: idk its been so long since i watched a drama

last movie i watched: lotr

sweet/spicy/savory: savory

currently working on: 74828492957298492920 wips and math exam 👹👹

tagging: @kyuu-z @iwonchae @violetdusk @silvmoonsky and anyone who wants to join

Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!

Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.

Jay in the middle of writing/typing something: Oh- ah. What’s it called again??

Zane working nearby: What’s what called?

Jay: Oh you know, that… [mimes] spritz thingy with the nozzles and trigger thing.

Zane: I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.

Jay: Never mind. It’ll probably come back to me later.

Later… (3:00 am)

Jay: SPRAY BOTTLE!

Zane: AHHHH-

In which a rupee is worth staring at for 17 hours.

Basically it's a Twilight Princess speedrun low%, but its Lu and Twilight just stares at a rupee for 17 hours as he slowly gets absorbed by the wall. Enjoy!

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Legend groaned as a branch smacked right into his face for the seven-hundredth time that day. Shoving it out of his face he ducked to avoid the next incoming leafy missile.

"Twilight, where are we going that is so off road?" Legend asked as Warriors grumbled behind him. "And also, we've lost the rest of the group." Legend squinted into the trees, his hair tickling his neck as he looked for the others.

"Well, I mean they have Zelda. Plus! I wanted to see something. You see, there is this wall that I've had a particular trouble with... And you always seem to have rupees. I will need a rupee when we get there." Twilight explained, motioning to a big gate with a heavy lock on front. It was three times the size of Time (Legend groaned internally), and clearly sturdy by looking at it.

"See, I was challenged a while back to find a way into here..." Twilight started, crossing his arms and staring at the gate. "Back then, I didn't have anything with me... but now I will get past this gate." Twilight paused, turning towards Legend and Warriors. The later of which was grumbling and pulling leaves out of his hair.

"Continue.." Legend said with the most deadpan expression and voice.

"Without opening the gate." Twilight grinned, revealing sharp canines from his wolf form. "Hey one of you, pass me a rupee. Doesn't matter what kind. This is going to take a while... probably." Twilight smiled as he stood at the gate facing Legend and Warriors.

Warriors threw a blue rupee and stood back, watching as Twilight grabbed it and stared at it.

It went so long that the sun was starting to set and Legend and Warriors had made a campfire, bickering as the time passed.

"Hey Twilight?"

"Yeah?"

"You've been staring at that rupee for seven hours now. I think it knows your the stare master. Or if this is a staring contest your losing. Badly." Legend groaned, watching the unintresting display of Twilight just staring at a rupee.

"Yeah, I did warn you it would take a while."

Fourteen hours in and Twilight was still staring at a rupee. But Legend noticed something... odd.

"I'm sorry, but Twilight? Are you.... merging into the wall??" Warriors beat Legend to the chase, his eyes staring at where Twilight was clearly partly in the wall.

"Yeah, you know that one thing you can do where you phase into walls Legend? This is kind of like that, it just takes a lot of time.." Twilight laughed quietly.

"Oh for the love of hylia. You mean like one of those physic defying things?" Legend laughed. A short, barky sound. It reminded Warriors of a Rabbit.

Warriors sighed, finishing up an apple he was eating. "Well, we should probably sleep in shifts. Since we don't know where the rest of the group is and there could be monsters around."

Legend nodded. "Good place for an ambush. I'll take first and when, and if, Twilight stops staring at a rupee, I'll wake you up."

Warriors nodded and settled down. Laying out his mat, he settled on a comfortable position as Legend observed the surrounding area.

"So Twilight. Have you ever done this before?" Legend asked.

Twilight nodded. "Once. There was this gate I had to get past to fight a boss. However, I couldn't get the key, so I had to sit there staring at a rupee for 20 hours. My friend was so dumbfounded and I would say, it was worth it seeing her face." Twilight laughed quietly, his expression turning sad at the mention of his friend.

Legend groaned. "It took you 20 hours? Oh god. I have a feeling we'll be here for a very long time."

Seventeen hours of nothing, and Legend was done. He had woken Warriors up and sat down on his mat again as Warriors rubbed his eyes.

Warriors glanced at Twilight muttered "He's still at it?"

Legend nodded. "I've been timing him. Its been 17 hours."

"Geez." Warriors groaned. "At least it seems he's halfway into the gate or something."

Suddenly, Twilight jerked. Both Warriors and Legend jumped as Twilight suddenly moved, vanishing behind the gate.

They both stared at the gate, and it suddenly opened. Revealing Twilight with slightly bloodshot eyes.

"I did it! AHA I beat the challenge! I'm... I'm going to sleep." Twilight mumbled, collapsing next to Legend.

"Must of been a very interesting rupee huh?" Legend snickered.

"Right now, all I can see is blue rupees. Everything is just blue rupees now." Twilight groaned, he rolled over on his back in the grass. "I forgot how boring it is and how painful is it after. I feel so sore, I don't think I will stand for the next ten thousand years."

Warriors snorted. "Would you like some help setting up your mat?"

"Yes please."

The French, German and Russian heroes

Idea is by @swordsoffour !

I DO NOT SPEAK FRENCH, GERMAN OR RUSSIAN. SO IF ANYTHING IS INCORRECT PLEASE TELL ME AND I WILL AIM TO FIX IT.

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"So, you are all the past heroes?" Wild asked, scratching his neck nerviously.

"Yeah, I've been the hero once too many times." Legend sighed, leaning on his hands as he stared into the fire.

They were in a forest in Wild's Hyrule, a peaceful place surprisingly. All the other heroes slumbered quietly as three heroes sat around a low fire.

Four laughed quietly as Wild stared at Legend.

"I mean, eight quests has to count for something." Legend shook his head.

"I mean, yeah. I've only been on three." Four poked the fire a bit.

Wild swiveled his head to stare at Four. "I've only been on one!" he shook his head. "What."

Legend chuckled. "Be glad you've only been on one."

Four nodded. "Yes, my grandpa always told me 'Sei dankbar für das, was du hast' and all that. It means 'be thankful for what you have."

"What language is that? I've never heard of it." Legend tilted his head at Four.

"German."

"Wow, never heard of that language."

"Pourquoi êtes-vous tous éveillés?" A groggy voice asked as a tired Warriors joined the circle.

"Uhm, what?" Wild blinked at the sudden company.

"Hmm?" Warriors blinked tiredly at Wild again. "Oh shoot, did I speak in french. Sorry. I mean, why are you all awake?"

"Oh. Well we all couldn't fall asleep so we've just been chatting really."

"About..?"

"Well anything really." Wild piped up.

"Intresting, anyways. You said that was french? it sounds intresting. German also sounds intresting Four." Legend turned to look at Four and Warriors. "Wild, you know any languages?"

Wild nodded. "We call it Russian."

Legend nodded. "Can you say something for us?"

"Привет, меня зовут Уайлд." Wild said, sitting straight up and nodding. "I just said, 'hello, my name is Wild.'"

"Wow!" Legend's mouth curled upwards.

"You know any languages Legend?"

"Yeah! I think 20, because theres hylian, then lourian..." Legend's voice continued as he listed more and more languages.

Wild smiled at his friends around the fire, thankful to spend this moment with them.

Poem time!!! Woooo!!

“To you, a brave volunteer.

Whom decided to brave these waters.

And dive deep down below.

Remember to always come back up for air,

And for your friends who await your return.”

Hyrule: I will never understand people.

Legend: They’re the worst.

Wild, *singing*: Someone made my best friend die. Do da, Do da. *Dink shivering as Wild points a bow at him* Wild, *still singing*: That someone is going to die!