Legend: What have you done?
Four nervous: I moved all the furniture slightly to the right.
Legend: go sit on the timeout chair!
Four: falls off
Legend: leans back, and he too falls onto the floor.
Warriors: laughing, then also falls on the floor
Hyrule who just walked in: ...
Vio: I swear to the goddess, I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Shadow, Blue, Green, and Red: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Wild, *singing*: Someone made my best friend die. Do da, Do da. *Dink shivering as Wild points a bow at him* Wild, *still singing*: That someone is going to die!
Jay: Y’know, I’m not totally useless. I can always be used as a bad example.
Nya: I’ll be the evidence.
Cole: I can be the support!
Kai: I can be the good example!
Lloyd: I’ll be.. the claim?
Zane: I can be the counter-argument!
Pixal: I’ll be disappointed.
EVERYONE!
Guess who’s finished their first multi-chapter fic!!
ME THATS WHO!!
If you want to check it out here’s the link:
*Modern au*
Time: Hello Mcdonalds. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Erend: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings Aloy?
Aloy: no.
Varl: I do!
Erend: I know Varl.
Varl: I’m sad.
Erend: I know Varl.
Time: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Twilight: Oh, we've had worse.
Red: I’m going to do something scandalous. Forbidden! I will probably get put into jail for this…
Green: What is it? I am quite intrigued now.
Red: I’m going to wear my socks inside out…
Green:
Hyrule: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Wild: I opened the window and influenza.
Time: What’s upstairs? Unfortunately stairs can’t talk.
Sky: The bird flu? Uh yeah they tend to do that.
Warriors: Based? Based on what.
Four: Apartment complex? I actually find it quite simple.
Legend: You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?
Wind: You’re telling me a shrimp fired this rice?
Twilight: Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza going to get a job now?
Bonus
Ravio: Chef kiss? Do… Do they really?
Dink: Who broke into the bar and stole our limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go.
Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?
Spoke: B-bees..?
Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Spoke: Wha-
Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Spoke: WAIT-
Bonus:
Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?
Literally anyone: What..?
Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!
Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*
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