Hyuk: Someone Died In The Living Room.

Jordan: *enters the room noticeably disheveled*: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

Dylan: *enters the room, also disheveled*: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer

Woozi: cool

Woozi: wait, how old are you?

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Johnny: You're bad liar

Dylan: You're old

Charlie: THE FLOOR IS HATING JDOG

HU: *Hops onto the furniture*

Danny: *latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds*

Jdog: *lies down on the floor

Johnny: JDOG NO

N: Quick! We need a distraction

Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Ken: my time has come

police officer: alright, what are your names?

Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin

police officer, writing it down: Hongbin

Ravi: shit

Hongbin: way to go, Ravi

police officer:

Hongbin: fuck

if you start playin hot enough at 11:57:19 taekwoon will scream at you into the new year

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES