Ken: Has Anyone Seen Hongbin?

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*

hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?

hongbin: questioning my sexuality

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

Real VIXX Things

Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?

Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*

Person: do you know him?

Person: *points at Funny man dabbing the ice cream truck song*

Danny: Not by choice

Vanessa: where are you going?

Jorel: to either get ice cream

Jorel: or commit a felony.

Vanessa:

Jorel : i’ll decide in the car.

Danny:  We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Jordan and Dylan:  No need. we’ll remember.

(later)

 Danny: So.. what did you buy?

Jordan and Dylan: A panda.

Beautiful