SO WHAT?

Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

you sure wanna interrupt devil’s poker night?

I.M.P. in human disguises 🥰 (yes, Blitzø's tattoo is covered by his hair). Reference credit to albanenechi <3

Brandon rocking it

Rate My Professor

Dr. Buckzo:

Ty S.

Dude is built like a fuckin munchkin from the wizard of Oz and swears like a sailor on meth but ig i did learn something. 7.5/10

Alaria P.On the first day he told us he used to be in the circus and that he’s killed five people.  Didnt know whether to laugh or report him to the authorities.  Hes the kind of guy who would have mafia ties tho so i just smiled and nodded. 4/10

Dennis

Hottest prof at Wrath U, didnt learn shit about history but learned a lot about the human body if u know what i mean 9/10

Hanna T

I wanted to give him a 0/10 because he’s a complete piece of shit but damn, this guy knows a lot about world war 2 and he gave me an A on my paper about how annoying Christian Savior narratives are in media depictions of that time so he’s good by me 5/10

Alex G I looked him up and he isnt even a doctor???? And when i literally asked him straight up about it in class he was like “what are you, a cop?” and honestly thats fair.  This guy sucks tho.  Dont take his class. 3/10 ~ hey so I have zero excuse for starting another fucking fic but I did it anyway, have a Stolitz University Professor AU. I don't know why. But have it.

this is the real reason i can't write a poolverine fic, i'm not funny enough to write wade winston wilson

ppl talk about the difficulty of writing characters smarter than yourself, but the real challenge is writing a character who is funnier than you are

IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS HE KEPT FUCKING PULLING THEM OFF?? I'm definitely going to have more to say about this and the fucking gold feathers later but I need to stop shaking first

Hey, why could Blitz pull off his magical bonds and gag multiple times? Just curious.....

He showed up in his eldritch form, based on this

So all of Hell saw Stolas show up in his full demonic form. Am I a little sad we only got the implication of eldritch Stolas? Maybe but the song made up for it holy shit

What an entrance!

Coping with the Horrors by hyper focusing on the special interests

the only consistent thing in my life is my attachment to fictional characters and my inability to finish anything.