Must I Have Career Goals? Can I Not Simply Read Fanfiction?

imagine u go from being a sex slave with hyper sexual compulsions having sex like multiple times a day everyday since u were a child, to a member of a Catholic cult that demands its members not even look at their genitals monk style, and u live like this for hundreds of years until ur life times of celibacy is finally broken by LESTAT DE LIONCOURT. Like and people wonder why Armand is crazy. Imagine the first touch of passion that u have been longing for for an amount of time impossible to conceptualize by a mortal is the touch of LESTAT DE LIONCOURT, guy who thinks that calling himself “bad daddy” in bed is hot, and then he immediately forgets about u after u gave up ur lifetimes of celibacy to suck his mediocre dick

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

If i die in ny aleep my message to da world is

Thank you women and-

*sees a bug outside my window*

Another stunning stunning work

messy eaters ^ - ^

I’m not asking my ancestors for guidance they were homophobic and had no respect for workplace safety

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

Well.. haha.. they made me lose my mind 🫠

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

*Stuck in their civilian identities trying to stop a villain*

Clark: *whispering* Bruce what do we do?!

Bruce: *whispering back, stuck in Brucie mode* I dunno man, usually I just flash my tits and all my problems go away

*Clark’s eyes dart down to Bruce’s unbuttoned shirt and a blush takes over his cheeks*

Clark: Oh, erm, *cough* y-yeah I could see that…