*Stuck In Their Civilian Identities Trying To Stop A Villain*

To keep their mouths busy because they would yap themselves to death about Lestat

random iwtv thoughts i’m having:

why do vampires smoke cigarettes? do they get a nicotine high? they can’t get addicted ??

personally i think armand just does it bc he wants to look cool and it does absolutely nada to him

but like,,, why are louis and armand ripping through two packs a day in paris

LMAO

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

I'm very curious about something and so I'm making a poll about it obvs lol

If you're making an official phone call, for example calling to make an appointment, enquiring after a flat, hiring a service etc. that type of call, do you begin the call by introducing yourself?

For example: Hi, my name is X and I'm calling to make an appointment.

I'm curious to see this because I lived in another country and had a brain fart and accidentally began a call by introducing myself, like I would in my home country, and the recipient sounded very amused and I knew it was weird and it really is because the service person will do absolutely nothing with this knowledge.

Wade is just like me fr

Geto: People say "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" about the stupidest things I've ever heard. If you wouldn't wish one day of food poisoning on your worst enemies, you don't have enemies.

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

Happy Ides of March!!

Me, watching s1 of iwtv: oh it’s so nice to finally watch a show where my main ship is not only canon but actually the entire focus of the show

Armand: *enters the chat with his barely concealed desire to fuck that old man*

Me: oh no