House Shenanigans

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.

Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Slytherin, someone’s been kidnapped!

Slytherin: I swear to god if it’s Gryffindor-

Ravenclaw: It’s Gryffindor.

Slytherin: SoN oF a BiTcH!

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: *stands .0001 millimeters outside of Slytherin common room entryway*

Slytherin: *looks up from couch* Get out of my room!

Gryffindor: *smiles smugly* I’m not in your room~

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: Do you have a death wish?

House shenanigans

Gryffindor: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here!

Hufflepuff: Yeah...But, why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: Oh shut up, you know you love me.

Slytherin:

House Vines

Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.

Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Gryffindor prefect: physically confused

Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy

Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.

House Vines

Ravenclaw: If you got 5 apples, and you give 3 away. How many do you have left?

Hufflepuff: 5?

Ravenclaw: deep inhale

Ravenclaw: IF YoU gOt 5 ApPLeS aNd YoU GiVe-

House Vines

Slytherin: You can’t sit with us.

Hufflepuff: actually Slytherin I can’t sit anywhere. I have-

Hufflepuff: *turns to face the camera that only hufflepuff can see* Hemroids!

House Vines

Gryffindor: When you drink too much orange juice-

Slytherin: Hey I’m looking for Ravenclaw.

Gryffindor:...I don’t know who Ravenclaw is-

Ravenclaw: That’s me. Hey Slytherin!

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: Hey man, what’s up?

Ravenclaw: Just hanging out.

House Vines

Ravenclaw: *holds up hermonica* You play it, you get 100 million dollars, but a 100 million people will die.

Slytherin: *plays hermonica aggressively*

Hufflepuff: Slytherin No!