Itto: Bro She’s Online

Venti, strumming his lyre:

Paimon: do you take requests?

Venti: sure!

Paimon: please stop

Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?

Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.

Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?

Ganyu: im vegan

Childe: try the guillotine

Childe: vibe check test came back negative :(

Kaeya: 6/10. the joke hits but it’s not that funny

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: 0/10. no dragons

Childe: i’m right fucking here

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean

Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!

Mammon: no

Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on

Belphegor: i just got jumped

Mammon: why??? what’d you do???

Belphegor: oh i don’t know let me just go ask them. i swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions

Venti, in Fontaine: ah yes!baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

Random Baker: what

Traveler: ignore him

Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters

Chongyun:

Venti:

Bennett:

Childe:

Razor:

Beidou: