Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls
Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man
Traveler: THE WHO??
Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly
anders: hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision
hawke: dowcto, wew’re loswing him!!
anders: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!
fenris: please, turn off my fucking life support
Ninnguang: as much as i appreciate you asking me out, did we have to take shenhe as well?
Beidou: you get me to yourself all the time. she’s lonely!
Shenhe, talking to the waiter: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
literally everyone: we don’t talk about bruno!
the warm family, who has never been able to keep a secret: guess what this rat man did
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me
Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that
MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no
i like to imagine these are all happening in the same situation
some Reaction Images
Leviathan: i wish i lacked critical thinking skills like mammon, he seems so happy
Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads
La Signora: tell us what happened, lad
Childe: i got called gay at headquarters
Scaramouche: yea but why?
Childe: i was being gay
Scaramouche: at headquarters?
Childe: yea it was at headquarters
Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back
Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?
Childe: what?
Childe: then who were the people in your house?
Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???
Childe: well not anymore
Childe: i hope you get run over
Scaramouche: hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world. get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. you lazy fool.
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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