Leviathan: I Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills Like Mammon, He Seems So Happy

Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette

Marinette, internally: play dumb

Marinette: who’s Marinette

Marinette, internally: not that dumb!

anders: hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision

hawke: dowcto, wew’re loswing him!!

anders: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! 

fenris: please, turn off my fucking life support

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Zhongli: hey do any of my followers know how to render really well?

Childe: i can render my enemies immobile

Zhongli: i meant like 3d computer renders but ill keep you in mind for future reference

Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy

9S: *hacker voice* I’m in

2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back

Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?

Childe: what?

Childe: then who were the people in your house?

Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???

Childe: well not anymore

Albedo: i’m going to bed

Kaeya: Goodnight Daddy Sleep Well Have A Sweet Dream Fuck A Bed Bug 😫😫😫💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

Albedo: why are you like this

Baizhu, holding a spine model: this is your spine

Chongyun: wtf put it back