MC: I Seriously Can’t Believe You Did That At My Grandma’s Funeral

Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved

Childe: mr. clean

Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety

Kaeya: if i was dating you, heh let’s just say broccoli wouldn’t be called broccoli anymore

Albedo: what does this mean

Albedo: kaeya i’m shaking what the fuck does this mean

Kaeya: you know what would be sexy?

Kaeya: eating food off each other

Albedo: you did not do the dishes

Kaeya: i did not

Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps

Chongyun: are you walking?

Xiangling: oh shit

Hua Cheng: i hate-

Xie Lian: good morning, san lang!

Hua Cheng: i’m done hating. today is love 💞

Lauren: it’s too dark for me to see

Andy: don’t worry, sis. i got this

Andy: *stomps foot so his sketchers light up*

Lauren: what the fuck

Kaeya: hey how do you like this picture i painted

Diluc: do you accept constructive criticism

Kaeya: sure

Diluc: it fucking sucks

Kaeya: that wasn’t constructive criticism

Wait a minute...

Leviathan: just found out that people eat fish, what the actual fuck, what the fuck you guys

Leviathan: actually on second thought that’s kinda hot

Satan: please give it a third thought

Jaal: You died, Ryder!

Ryder: Which time are you talking about?

Jaal: