Kaeya: You Know What Would Be Sexy?

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

Itto: wanna play 20 questions?

Gorou: no not really

Itto: okay just ask me a question

Gorou: but i just-

Gorou: uh okay, do you have any pet peeves?

Itto: yeah i got a cow

Itto: wanna kiss?

Hawke: Wow. Handcuffs? You’re kinky…

Aveline: First off, I’m captain of the guard. Secondly, you’re under arrest.

Yanfei: 18 unfinished case assignments and one day to do them. i think my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances

Childe: i can help

Yanfei: it’s alright! majority of these are for one specific case, so i can probably finish them. thank you though!

Childe: i meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances

Mona: when’s your birthday?

Scaramouche: why? so you can look up my natal chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me? i don’t fucking think so

why must we play god

I installed Skyrim on the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4

Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong

Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt

Wait a minute...

Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.