Made Dad laugh with this one boys
Kagehina wisdom tooth removal headcannons because my mouth ouch just woke me up and it’s too early morning to go back to bed:
Hinata-
- gets his top two removed when he is twenty due to them being at risk of squishing his big ass upper teeth into each other
- during the fasting pre op he just pouts and stares forlornly at the fridge (bro is pitifully rubbing his stomach like a colonial woman on her fourth baby during the Oregon trail)
- the second- and I mean SECOND- he takes the first calming pill he passes the fuck out. Bro has to be bodily shaken the morning of to get him out of bed
- while sedated he just stares blankly at the ceiling with his crazy eyes terrifying and traumatizing every dentist in the room
- Kageyama and Natsu are in charge of driving him home after (because heavily drugged Shoyo cannot be controlled by one person) and Natsu films literally the entire time
- once settled in at home he mostly just clings to Kageyama’s side and naps
Kageyama-
- bro gets all four with high risk of complications way later in life than most people because Lady Luck hates his ass (it goes fine he just isn’t allowed to blow his nose for a few weeks because his sinus gets bumped)
- during the pre op fasting/meds/waiting he is extremely paranoid and meticulous. He does every step perfectly without complaint is hydrated the exact maximum healthy amount possible by the time he goes in
- he somehow bribes Yachi into being his driver so Hinata won’t throw up from nerves and she spends the entire operation sweating bullets in the lobby
- shockingly friendly when drugged as it lowers his trust issues and makes him forget how threatening his smile can be (bro is giving Bruce from finding Nemo the whole time)
- he chats the dental assistant’s ear off when he’s being wheeled out, which makes him bleed a bunch and he’s stuck using the gauze for the rest of the night instead of as needed
- Hinata is waiting at home like Kageyama is at war. Drugged Tobio finds this baffling and is quite shocked to see his husband
- He sobers up fairly quick, though he still manages to humiliate himself in the mean time. The embarrassment sends him into a pouty rage and he can only be soothed with very fancy protein shakes and groveling for days
Just made another one shot in @jetjaw and I’d kagehina head cannon universe. It’s preslash and very Hinata centric, but I hope it is enjoyable even though the Kagehina is only crumbs
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62844939
Swim On-
Hinata realizes his queerness for the first time after focusing on his dream before anything else for his entire life. He isn’t ready to have feelings for Kageyama, but time ticks ever closer to the day he will be.
They captured his crazy eyes so good
✩ firecracker boy ✩
This fic is soooooo cute!!!!!
The Setter’s Guide to Wooing Your Spiker
It was weird. Kageyama was weird. He was always so damn stingy with Shouyou, especially where food was concerned; wouldn't even let him take a bite out of his meat bun, or share one of the octopus sausages from his bento. So, Shouyou was more than a little justified to feel suspicious when Kageyama started suddenly showering him with gifts. It didn't stop at the food, no. Though, thankfully, it also didn't move on to more protection gear. Instead, the next thing Kageyama gave him was a rock. “It reminded me of you,” he said one day, dropping something into Shouyou's already waiting palm. “Add to the collection in your head.”
Kagehina children ( @jetjaw and I already designed them….)
Some lazy Yachi doodles for fun
D:
I am not comfy writing smut but damn…. I appreciate the honesty ;-;
which ao3 tag are you?
Hinata Shoyo is the perfect protagonist because he is allowed to be immature, to be selfish, to be childish and whimsical his whole life… all while reminding the audience that nothing is more powerful than bettering yourself. Nothing will get you further in life than self work and Furudate pumped that value into Hinata like steroids into his favorite Pokémon
A better look at Kagehina because we all know 90% of the fun is them being homosexual
Can you believe they aren’t officially dating at this point of the au… they’re my messy kagehina
More band au art!!!
This piece is inspired by the idea of the group getting invited to a prestigious award show and/gala and taking the opportunity to do a photo shoot in their outfits for the night! Photo shoot concept: Tsuki “walking in” on the others
@jetjaw gave me prompts for the outfits and I ran with them. These are the ideas behind them:
Tadashi: funky 70s inspired fit
Yachi: SUPER BAGGY man suit (I took inspo from zoot suits and added some pink accessories)
Tsuki: oh please he never gets out of that damn shirt
Kageyama: office siren/pencil skirt (I steered away from the office theme but it’s in there)
Hinata: no shirt only tie
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