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There's something about knowing Kagehina will grow old together. They get to push each other to be their best, even when their bodies begin to fail. Maybe even when their minds fail. There's something about such strong men, literal international athletes, becoming as fragile as little kids again togetger. Never giving up on their competition, but having to learn how to stop and take care of each other. Slowly forgetting how they met, but trusting each other regardless. I don't know man I might have to write something heart wrenching.

Can’t see my husband (my friend) because of the ongoing plagues (ice on the road) sent by the lord himself (climate change) just to keep us apart. He fears what will come if we reunite (kagehina fanart) and thus maintains his throne by continuing our suffering (hanging out with our families and texting on insta).

@jetjaw

Guys is my porn good?

(I have a bunch of suggestive Kagehina wips I work on in a delirious state after work)

Made Dad laugh with this one boys

NEED a creature feature Kagehina au immediately. Sick and tired of zombies being the go to apocalypse scenario. Give me horrifying beast beyond imagination terrorizing their small town, causing some rag tag teens to step in. Give me Hinata with a metal baseball bat. Give me protective Kageyama. Give me hijinks. Give me 80s soundtrack. Give me chase scenes in the woods. Make em suffer for it

As a Dan and Phil fan currently fixated on Haikyuu I need to know if they shipped Kagehina at some point because they referenced it a couple times many years ago….

You ever think about how Hinata had all the friends anyone could ask for, but none of them were teammates like Kageyama? You ever think about how his loved ones tried to support his dreams from the start but none of them could like Kageyama? You ever think about how the entire team tried to snap him out of his nerves, but the one who did was Kageyama? You ever think the one constant in his goals for volleyball is Kageyama? You ever think about how people had shown him all the love in the world, but it wasn’t what he wanted? Ever think about how Hinata changed Kageyama’s life by showing him companionship, but Kageyama changed his by showing him understanding? About how it was never Kageyama being the lonely one and Hinata filling that void, but rather them both carnally longing for someone they hadn’t met yet? You ever think about that?

Some Haikyuu (kagehina) headcannons that me and @jetjaw came up with together

- Hinata has REALLY bad object permanence. Like terrible. When him and Kageyama are living together, Kageyama takes advantage of it to get introvert cool down time. He’s always waiting for Hinata to turn around then bolting and Hinata will just forget who he was talking to.

- (this was according to a very questionable series of taro readings but it’s hilarious anyway) In a moment of weakness (obvs pre relationship) Kageyama hooked up with Atsumu. He regrets it because that is embarrassing as hell. Atsumu is also very awkward about it because wtf that’s his professional competition. When Hinata joins the Jackals and gets close to Atsumu (now him and Kageyama /are/ dating) he does not know about this. Chaos ensues as he tries to get his bestie/coworker and boyfriend/arch nemesis to get along but for some reason they’re really uncomfortable hanging out together outside of volleyball????

- Hinata fucking loves citric acid and potassium. The potassium thing is because he is always dehydrated. He doesn’t understand why juice with a lot of potassium tastes so good. It’s like crack for him. He gets withdrawals. He’s fuckin rabid if he doesn’t get his drink. One time the team gave him a Gatorade (electrolytes) and he was like “OH MY GOD ITS LIKE MY JUICE????”

- Kageyama is lactose intolerant. He does not like this.

- Miwa is naturally very introverted and sarcastic but took on the mantle of being the extroverted Kageyama TM. Her and Hinata get along so well it tortures Tobio.

- Hinata memorizes Kageyama’s particularities and saves them up for later. During a very intense argument Kageyama shouts that he “isn’t that particular!” Hinata proceeds to do everything how he does the next day and it drives him crazy. Socks? Matching. Coat? Fully zipped. Kageyama? Scared.

- In a similar vein, Hinata uses it to be spiteful in other ways when they’re fighting. Once Kageyama went to cook breakfast. Upon seeing all of the food in the fridge with their labels facing perfectly backwards, he proceeded to crash out so bad that Hinata never messed with his organization systems again.

- Kageyama comes out publicly after a public scandal over Ushijima and Tendo’s relationship. He isn’t even trying to come out he’s just very blunt about it and his PR can’t control him. An interviewer will be like “how do you feel about your teammate being gay?” And he’s like “that’s homophobic” 😐

- Hinata never comes out publicly. He doesn’t have to. Videos surface of him getting interviewed by influencers in Brazil (fresh out of a gay bar) and it’s made pretty clear. “So what are you doing this evening?” “Uhhh idk, but I just made out with a very nice guy!” :D

- they don’t have wedding bands, it’s too inconvenient for their sport and they’d just lose them.

- Kageyama only got away with the Atsumu hookup because it came out the same night he found out about Hinata hooking up with Oikawa

- Kageyama will bring Hinata to events when he’s still more famous and be mistaken as Hinata’s plus one. That short ass ginger has a GRIP on his waist and his voice PROJECTING.

I have an ongoing Kagehina playlist with @jetjaw and I feel no one has ever been as correct in song choices for them as us, but I can’t talk about it without ruining my long term schemes to trick the entire fandom into agreeing with them via numerous online personas and several kagehina themed projects. So I’m having really normal thoughts about that right now…

Anyway! We all know how this relates I presume.