SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone

Xavier: I’ll call

Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Simon: Hello?

I know he was spiraling and didn’t think about the letter he wrote from a ghost to a living. But every time I think about this I’m like did bro just not take a minute after destroying everything in his room to literally think over everything he’s learned and done since “hallucination” Maddie started speaking to him???

Also that homo love letter 😭 thinking about that from the perspective of “Maddie is just a hallucination, this isn’t real” is insane to me. Bc if that were the case then bro your gay ass is showing (and I want you to pursue Xavier 💔), how would the writers of the show ever expect me to believe you were in love with Maddie if this alternative was the reality pls- 💀

actually the way Simon acted at the beginning of s2 is so insane. Bro thought he had a mental breakdown so bad he had incredibly detailed hallucinations for hours at a time and just. Did not tell anyone

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Here's some random generated head canons of Xavier because I was bored and I love him!

This one is a savier head canon of mine!

And this one just made me laugh as it was generated..

Let me know what ones you agree with!

let’s just say it’s a little sneak peak into the fic I’m editing ;) but also @greycoffee’s tags are so real for this… I AM totally normal about this ship (no I’m not)

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.

i understand that she feels responsible for the ghosts now and that she likes wally and that she feels more free in death than in life, but i can’t handle maddie wanting to stay dead. i can’t stomach how she would rather stay dead than go back to the land of the living where her best friends are waiting for her and where her mother was trying to get back on track and where they could figure out a new way to get her to chicago and where she could do all the things that her ghost friends never could because they will never get their lives back. like she has the chance to finally LIVE, no matter how slim, and i just don’t know how i’ll cope if she doesn’t take it

Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

Claire: Nicole and I know you guys snuck out last night, Xavier.

Simon: Play dumb!

Xavier: Who's Xavier?

Simon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!