Wishing A Very Lovely Day To All You Gals, Guys, Non Binary Folks, Ravens Who Sound Like Patton Oswalt,

Wishing a very lovely day to all you gals, guys, non binary folks, ravens who sound like patton Oswalt, anthropomorphic manifestations of words that begin with D, emotionally tormented bisexual exorcists, diner lesbians, boys with mummy issues, boys with daddy issues, girls with both, random medieval peasants who live forever and hang out at the local pub, human personifications of a meadow, and a literal nightmare dressed like a daydream

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shutupcrime

1 year ago

Show Jaime:

“I know I just slept with Brienne who I have a deep attachment to, and I’m about six seasons deep into a redemption arch but Ima peace out and get crushed by rocks with my sister wife”

Book Jaime literally in the middle of reading a letter from Cersei begging him to come and save her:

“I wonder what brienne is doing right now”

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shutupcrime

3 years ago

Princess Leia has a history of floating magically and yes love that very much for her

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shutupcrime

2 years ago

If you need a reminder we’re in the darkest timeline look no further than the outline of the adaption of into the woods we could have had back in the 90s

This version also would have had all the creatures in the movie played by puppets made by the Jim Henson company.

WE WERE F@*%#<€$¥ING ROBBED

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shutupcrime

5 months ago

Don’t know if I trust the way Christopher Nolan writes women for him to be allowed to tackle anything Greek mythology related

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shutupcrime

5 months ago

Spotify wrapped 2024 prove you didn’t generate the entire thing using ai challenge

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shutupcrime

2 years ago

The genre is platonic soulmates your honour

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shutupcrime

10 months ago

Some of you are too afraid to admit this but we all know Star Wars works best when it goes full soap opera

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shutupcrime

2 years ago

We need an equivalent of legally blonde for every movie genre. Give us gritty police dramas with a new generations of Elle woods learning to batter drug lords with phone books. A murder mystery but the detective is an unsuspecting sorority girl who loves pink and think poroit is a kind of shampoo but turns out to be frighteningly adept at solving clues. Just an army of gorgeous women in cute little outfits proving to the world why barbie is an expert in every profession

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shutupcrime

3 years ago

Gotta love how pierce is constantly called Jeff out for being gay when Troy and Abed are RIGHT THERE

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shutupcrime

10 months ago

Love the darth plagueis reveal because it’s 100% giving the energy of your roommate has a date over and you’re peeking out of your room to see if it’s safe to use the kitchen yet

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