Marching Quotes #1

Symphonic Band Quotes #1

"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."

"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."

"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."

"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"

"I am music :)"

"I have to play pEePeE!!!"

"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."

“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”

“YeAH that’s right its gAY”

"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."

"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"

"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"

"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."

"we play jesus party"

"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"

"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"

"Our band is concerning."

"My arm is too fat"

"I'm surrounded by JeWs"

"No, Pauline is short for Susan."

"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"

They turned an old tuba into a fully functioning bathroom sink.

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Heyyy marching band season for me is going to be over by halloween, so any tips of not having an emotional breakdown because I probably won't see my senior friends in person ever again?

Oh yeah theres lots of sadness involved. If you guys have an alumni night then maybe you'll get to see then again?? And if not I guess hug them and then cry. At least theres still the rest of the year :)

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

We had a pep assembly today for basketball and they called down band, but bands not playing, so theres just a bunch of band kids in commons rn we are Bored.

Wow this blew up. Yes if you can play picc you are automatically a triple witch.

@gilberthonda I'm the only trumpet in my band that cant double tongue lmao I've tried so many times

@the-glitter-acetylcholine well that's something I guess????

guys how do woodwind instruments work

like ive tried reeds and they sometimes work?? but they mostly squeak???

also flute is just impossible ive come to the conclusion all flutes are witches.

props woodwinds you're all crazy ily

Serious question. What is the best instrument?

Band kid ask game!

💰- Ever somehow gotten money through band?

🙈- Do you ever regret joining/staying in band?

🤭- Have you switched instruments?

🎉- Best band victory?

🐒- Biggest monkey brain moment in band?

😳- Do you live up to your instrument stereotype?

✈️- Best band trip?

🎼- Any hard feelings about clefs?

📞- Make any really good friends through band?

🤯- Any other talents/hobbies?

🎆- Any band memories you want to carry forever?

☠️- Any band memories you can't wait to forget?

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like...

Do you remember?