Tis The Era Of Getting My Shit Together

my parents were like im going to make a daughter that is so beyond help

Free him

"Devil in the glass" a chunk of glass for which people in the 18th century believed that they captured the devil

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

when I was bornt I came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita.

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

Edward on his way to death stare Bella in the cafeteria