sellingshrugs

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Stop electing me for the Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest

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10/10 hiding in plain sight, inconspicuousness level 1000

(Oil painting I did a couple years ago that I still quite like)

it is safe to say i lost my mind in the progress of that pattern

Your body deserves love when:

You are healthy and active.

You are sick and recovering.

You are feeling emotional and lost.

You feel like you are failing at getting better.

You are relapsing.

You are falling back into bad habits.

Your body is loveable and worthy in every state, my love.

And it’s my comfort genre 😌

ghibli movies: funny little ladies going on adventures and living their lives :) look at how pretty these trees and flowers are. oh its a kitty cat!! :0

also ghibli movies: fuck you. war and capitalism is destroying the earth. several cultures have drastically and irreversibly altered by western influence, many for the worse. the world collapsing in on itself. now watch these children slowly die for two hours. fuck you.

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

New name for Renesmee just dropped via my mom- Rigatoni

Twilight Text Post 9/???

assassin’s creed protagonists + tumblr posts

I am. STILL mad ab the fact that you can't romance Basim. Like. You could romance Aspasia in Odyssey and she was a LEGIT villain. Like she caused the deaths of so many on pURPOSE and she fucked up your whole family/life but you can romance her??? (like I get it Kassandra is very gay but like?) But Basim is technically possessed by Loki (cause Basim existed first as his own person, Loki didn't invade his mind until later) and he just starts accusing Eivor of killing his son (a fucking dog, c'mon) and all you can do is stun attack him..?? How fucking rude. I don't want to fight Basim I want to FUCK Basim. Despicable.

Me: I need to stop thirsting after fictional characters... This can't be healthy.

Ac Mirage:

Me:

I'm sorry for the robbery, but my settlement needs a brewery

Have fun with these lmfao

Spider-Punk by Sanford Greene, for the promotional material for the movie

ATSV + textposts/tweets

Literally one of my favorite movies

Night at the Museum is really just Larry Daley coming to the Museum of Natural History and saying , "These motherfuckers ain't got any enrichment in their enclosures, of course they're misbehaving."

Every now and then I add a new guy to my collection of fucked up little men

whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair