Mitsuri: No One Will Ever Want To Marry Me

New drinking game: Marathon the Saw movies and take a shot every time there's a flashback

Sometimes I feel like the rules been changed, Sometimes I feel like a ghost in chains

I have seen saw IV several times, and I've only just realised you can see John's saggy old man balls at the start of the autopsy scene

How to beat Thrawn

Leia: We need to distract these guys. Ezra: Leave it to me. Ezra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Thrawn & Eli: *immediately begin arguing*

one day we will see him properly … one day…..

(also yes i am hyperfixating on moonknight again and can’t shut up about it)

First episodes impression

RTC as things my friends have said

Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible

Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?

Mischa: i am not gay

*Like 10 minutes later*

Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?

Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-

Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America

Noel: c'est petit penis

Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine

Ocean: I have social standards you know

Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again

Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available

Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks

Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa

Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man

Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube

Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert

Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder

Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions

Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise

Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess

Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating

Spot, Race, Davey, and Jack: *Playing a couple’s trivia game*

Spot: Davey, what is Jack’s favorite type of fish?

Davey: Penguin

Spot: No, I don’t think you understood-

Jack: *Holds up a paper that says ‘Penguin’ on it*

Jack: BAM!

Davey: I know my man

Jack: It’s like we have one brain

I literally didn't say that 🙏🙏

If you read the original tags, I said, "Cable pool doesn't really fit there, but it kinda does, but not really. It's the only ship I could think of the kinda worked"

I haven't really interacted with much cablepool content outside of the Ask spiderpool blog, so thats mostly how I view the ship

'𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱'

'𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦'