Me: Im Sad

Pitbulls are essentially just really cute, goofy toddlers with a whip for a tailbone

Swag

Me:*gets art table so i wont have to bend over with scoliosis to work*

Also me:*bends over anyway*

"Fuck why does my spine hurt so much!"

My sister uncle and grandma are all moving this summer so it will just be me and my dad and i have never felt more alone. On the bright side we get to have a library/game room

Whelp I just heard what was either a gunshot or a car backfiring and I want to go home now, america is so fun

Its only 8 in the morning someone put me out of my misery

My kitten heard my stomach gurgle and had to make sure i was ok

Getting hives from stress, gotta love finals 🥲

EDIT: it was FUCKING CHICKENPOX

I don't know if it's been asked or answered by the creators of tma but I'm curious if anyone knows if the statements that feed the eye can just be anything fear related or has to be like, touched directly by the fears

If real life was dnd I would be a warlock with a very unfortunate choice of patron. My dad is the main reason I haven't died due my own stupidity so it's safe to say he would likely be my patron but because he's a Christian math teacher instead of magic or power he just gives me weird life advice and solutions to math homework and taxes