Ive Recently Been Able To Get Over My Sensory Issues Regarding Moisturizer By Literally Just Saying "im

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

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booty shorts that say:

i’m getting fingered in the footnotes(1)

(1) She’s getting fingered in the footnotes.

booty shorts that say "this is not for you"

REAL !!!

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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daily transgender fact youcan be that👍

*grumpy climatologist staying at hotel for convention*

"Continental Breakfast? I'd hardly say so, it's just as lukewarm in summer as it is in winter!"

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.