Pro Tip! If Someone Ever Says They Would Fuck Their Own Clone, You Can Make The Conversation Different

LITERALLY the coffee shop AU in Harrow the Ninth when Harrow is stuck in the River, and Abigail and all the ghosts from Canaan House are like "girl. wtf. i get that you're down bad but we're stuck in here with you"

Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

pope francwas

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

In light of recent events.

Inspo here

bees dont actually dribk honey like most people think they actually create it with their snouts

holy shit you guys i think there's a kinky minotaur in my house? surely i can pursue this further without succumbing to my pain and becoming the monster i see around every dark corner

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

gratuitous gideon nav biceps in cutoff tank when she has canonically never been sleeveless is the breasting boobily of the tlt fandom. rabid dykes all of you. I shall reblog as usual

I find it so deeply fascinating that there are medieval and possibly even ancient texts (I can't remember specifics rn but I definitely saw one from early medieval Europe recently) that are like "oh if only I lived in an earlier age when there was literal magic in the world"

I feel like nowadays people project that back ONTO the middle ages, but even back then they were like "there used to be magic and now it's gone"

its magic turtles all the way down etc etc

CELEBRATORY HORNET DOODL

here's the sitelen sitelen version of the same text:

this genuinely took me like an hour, it was the last part of the essay i did and i felt SO satisfied. better than sex

felt important to preserve these prev tags. for future historians

by FAR my favourite part of writing an essay on toki pona's scripts was realizing my name could be written in sitelen pona with the characters on the lower line:

which mean

(love) (numerous mouthy obscenities) (please ignore my errors and abilities)

hi my name is Love Swearing Lots Don't Look At Me and i have long profane error-prone hair (that's how i got my name) wi-