Having A Smart Woman Follow You Back Is So Scary Bc It’s Like What If She Finds Out That Im Stupid

"My Snapchat Story" is what you would say if snapchat was a terminal diagnosis you recovered from as a kid and then you wrote a book about it

as requested, here is the DEER-CENTAUR TGIRL from caves of qud

she is perhaps twenty pixels wide

but you can to use your imagination

(correct, she IS perfect)

if u see a brunette deergirl wearing such colors as green or perhaps brown u have 2 show me or ill be v disappointed. ill know......

[As the synthwave kicks in, Dan is hit by a jet of water from a giant lobster behind him. He falls over and dissolves into 36 runes. Seconds later, Dan reappears at the site of grace and beats the lobster to death with his bare hands. Cut to Dan standing outside the walls of Leyndell]

In the years between the conquest of Raya Lucaria and the assassination of Godwyn the Golden, it was commonly believed-

Dan Olson Voice: While many have their criticisms of the Golden Order, it can be difficult to question the legitimacy of a regime backed by the presence of a living and visible god. I personally have benefitted greatly from the grace of the edtree through my many rebirths. Immortality is, generally speaking, cool. [Cut to Dan standing outside a shack in limgrave]

But the question on everyone's mind recently has been the problems with that system. "Do the things consumed by empire challenge the purity of its ideals? Does imperialism necessitate a pluralistic society?" These questions are important, but we have some gound to cover before we get there. Let's start with something potentially more difficult to understand, but that will shape our discussion going forward: [Cut to Dan wading shin deep in Liurnia, the Erdtree is behind him]

What is the Elden Ring? Why is it broken? And what --exactly- is the relationship between Lord Radagon and Queen Marika? [Synthwave hook]

LITERALLY the coffee shop AU in Harrow the Ninth when Harrow is stuck in the River, and Abigail and all the ghosts from Canaan House are like "girl. wtf. i get that you're down bad but we're stuck in here with you"

Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

theyre feeding my candy ass to the great serpent later

nona the ninth spoilers and tw for violence and blood

nona tantrum scene :)

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

In light of recent events.

Inspo here

SILKSONG 2025 YAYYY

I find it so deeply fascinating that there are medieval and possibly even ancient texts (I can't remember specifics rn but I definitely saw one from early medieval Europe recently) that are like "oh if only I lived in an earlier age when there was literal magic in the world"

I feel like nowadays people project that back ONTO the middle ages, but even back then they were like "there used to be magic and now it's gone"

its magic turtles all the way down etc etc