LITERALLY The Coffee Shop AU In Harrow The Ninth When Harrow Is Stuck In The River, And Abigail And All

I find it so deeply fascinating that there are medieval and possibly even ancient texts (I can't remember specifics rn but I definitely saw one from early medieval Europe recently) that are like "oh if only I lived in an earlier age when there was literal magic in the world"

I feel like nowadays people project that back ONTO the middle ages, but even back then they were like "there used to be magic and now it's gone"

its magic turtles all the way down etc etc

daily transgender fact youcan be that👍

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

*grumpy climatologist staying at hotel for convention*

"Continental Breakfast? I'd hardly say so, it's just as lukewarm in summer as it is in winter!"

I'm starting a GoFunMe to airdrop 100,000 rats onto Alberta

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

redesign your pussy. we know how to do it. coochie calculations. put them into action