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There should be arguments in any marriage but not fights. Also change the username Jeff that was really good

As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice “Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, take off my pants…

Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ …Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.“

Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack. “Try these on,” she said. Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Jack.

“Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

Ok Look, I know that in about a year I’m probably gonna change states and such. But the thing is now I miss friends I haven’t even made. Every time I make a memory I know I probably won’t spend all my 4 years with them but I still wanna be friends and make memories with them and have fun. Sure it’s heart breaking but I’d rather break my heart a thousand times then not make friends at all. 

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I'm a guy but I match Alya with like curiosity and style and chat noir with my Purr-fect sense of humor.

Here’s a fun meme, if u like miraculous ladybug reblog this post and tag it with the character from ml that your personal style most closely resembles!

I’ll go first, mine is probably Luka. (I got the dyed hair, piercings, and band t-shirt aesthetic down)

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Holy shizz this is old but I really wanna write about thisl.

A= Alien H=Human

A:Does this mean we could just be fictional characters that some sick mind invented?

H: Well... I don’t personally believe that is the case but yes. You and I could Just be the writings of a very emotional teenager that needs to finish cleaning his room but decided to write about us instead.

A: Was- Was that a fourth wall break?

H: eh, sometimes I pretend I AM a fictional character and break the fourth wall. 

A: I can’t believe that we just all might be made up characters

H: I wasn’t expecting to deal with an existential crisis today but okay.

Humans are weird: 4th wall break

Okay so the aliens finally know the concept of fictional characters and a human convinces his best alien buddy to watch deadpool with him. In the movie are a lot of 4th wall breaks. Now imagine this: Deadpool:it’s like the studio doesn’t have enough budget for more x-men Alien:did he just. Did he just talk to us? Human:jup it’s a 4th wall break Alien:? Human: it basically means the character knows he’s fictional. Alien: so they have self awareness?!? Human: no it’s just… Alien: they know!?! OMG will they break this 4th wall and come to our world?!? Will they attack us?!? How can we kill deadpool he’s basically immortal?!? Does this mean we could just be fictional characters too that some sick mind invented?!? The next 5 hours are used to calm the alien down. Like always, feel free to contribute.

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