I'm Sorry But Do Humans Eat Their God??

It is the annual time of year where you can steal...

But only candy

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Everyone has their drugs may it be meth, cocaine, crushed up Smarties for some reason but mine is the best for it it's strawberry flavored.

A nap is just a snack of sleep

Gir

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

Seeing a tumblr post before it's in a p.m Seymour video is like being in the same high school year book photo as will Smith

If i die may the sheep Feast on my rotting corpse

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

What the hell?