A Nap Is Just A Snack Of Sleep

Worm crown worm crown!

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

Seeing a tumblr post before it's in a p.m Seymour video is like being in the same high school year book photo as will Smith

The boop-o-Meter is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a while

Saw this at work and i never related more

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

Kinda miss the days where the only thing you hade to worry about was weather the audio was saying yanny or Laurel and the dress was gold and white or black and blue

i don't care if he has committed crimes he's just a little guy

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

My new year's resolution is to stop being a people pleaser so if you're an asshole to me expect the same energy right back at you.

THIS IS MY PURGE NOW FUCKERS