He's A Danger To Us All Now :(

Not to be THAT person

But Harumi's backstory was clearly written by someone who did not watch the very first season of Ninjago

She claims that when she was a child she was a fan of the Ninja, she had their toys and everything

She said that when the Great Devourer came, the ninja failed to do their jobs, and Garmadon stepped in

Meanwhile (in season 1)

During the attack of the Great Devourer no one knew of the existence of the ninja

In fact

It was during that attack that they became known, that's when they were seen for the first time through the news

And it wasn't until season 5 that they became famous, had their own toys, and made appearances on TV

Furthermore

The phrase "Ninja Never Quit" was not a public thing until Zane said it at the very end of season 3

Harumi's obsession with Garmadon makes sense, but her hatred of the Ninja, especially Lloyd (who, during season 1, was barely participating in the fight due to still being a child), makes absolutely no sense to me

And that loophole could have been SO easily avoided, if Harumi's backstory had just been about idolizing Garmadon because of what he did, instead of trying to make it personal

It would have been perfect if Harumi's hate towards Lloyd had been just because he purified Garmadon, or because he released Pythor, who released the Great Devourer, who killed her parents

But nooooo

It needed to be complicated

I'm sorry for rambling but it just bothers me so much

I don't really like Harumi, but her backstory is so confusing that i needed to point it out

that's child endangerment

...... I come home. without a snake. and with three bites

I don't think they were bites of appreciation :( bye noodle noodle. leaving you in the woods. Going to treat this stuff now

Headcannons for the Hellspawn AU

The Kid

Basically just like Lloyd. Pale blonde hair, red eyes. Kinda has her dad's fangs.

Has a sweet tooth even worse than Lloyd's and Cole's. Lloyd used to give in to her demands until Zane knocked some sense into him about why not to give too much sugar in children.

Of all the ninja and other than her dad, Cole's her favorite. Just look at his interactions with little Wu and you'll see why.

As a toddler, she was a mischievous little runt, and once when lloyd was trying to take something from her, she bit him. Yes, she bit the guy who GAVE her the fangs.

She drove Lloyd crazy when she was an infant. Greenie was literally about to burst into tears when Sensei G noticed one night and decided to help him. In the end, Sensei G had two kids to console. One was his crying grandchild, and the other was his stressed out son.

Her first word wasn't papa or dada. It was sugar. Lloyd still hasn't forgiven her for that, but the others find it hilarious, considering that he'd once said he couldn't love anything more than candy.

Once, she got her hands on Lloyd's sword because of amazing parenting. Yeah...just thank the fsm that Kai was there before she could get other ideas.

But on another occasion, she managed to get her hands on Nya's knives by sneaking into her room on the bounty. The first thing she did when she toddled out was chase a shrieking Jay while holding them. My poor man was hysterical.

Because of her father's request, she was kept out of the spotlight all her life. The media didn't know Lloyd had a kid until after Stiix. And yup, that just means the fan girl craze in S6 was even worse.

She used Montrositea on a plant during Wu's Teas. And it also went after Jay.

Lloyd

Poor bean suffered some minor hair loss in S3-pre S5. Half of it was because his kid kept pulling it while the other half, was actually the result of him often pulling at it in frustration at how hard it is to raise a mini version of himself.

But don't worry, he's fine now. (Kai just threatened to kill him if he even dared to touch his hair for no reason, and Pixal recommended some other ways to help him calm down)

At first, he was really hesitant to let her ride with him on his dragon because of the fear of her falling off. However, when he saw Cole give her the ride she'd been asking for quite a while and nothing happened, he finally stopped being paranoid. (It totally wasn't because he was jealous of Cole)

Funnily and sadly enough, the first bedtime story Lloyd ever read to her was Jack the Rabbit — a.k.a, the book Wu read to him in Season 1 in Never Trust A Snake — a.k.a the one about not trusting snakes. Well to be fair, she could've also inherited his brain cells and stupidity and do the same thing his nine-year-old self did so.....yeah, this is completely warranted.

He sews his kid her own clothes when he has the time — we all saw his sewing skills in that Darkley's episode — he's good at it, guys.

Sometimes, he wonders if there will be a day she'll inherit his element and he'll lose his powers. Not that he's being selfish — he's just worried about how he's going to continue being a ninja without his powers. He had a kid young so he's going to lose his powers young. That's kind of a tough pill to swallow, especially considering how he was at the beginning of S9.

He often thinks that he's the worst choice of a parent but despite that, he still tries his best. Even if he knows he's still trying to figure out things.

Nya

Hellspawn usually calls her Aunt Ni, because when she was younger, "NI-YA" was a lot harder to pronounce. So Ni just stuck.

She's the best aunt — who also won't hesitate to reprimand her little brother's offspring when necessary. And give Lloyd a piece of her mind for enabling her on some occasions too — which are a lot of occasions, actually.

Nya loves dolling her up, you know? Helping her do her hair, buying her clothes etc. And she teaches Lloyd different styles to do it himself when she has the chance (cuz this dude was panicking the entire time of not knowing how tf to do hair)

She taught hellspawn swimming when she was really young. Kai thought she was trying to kill her lol.

Also, she constantly loves cheekily comparing how raising S1 Lloyd was to helping to raise his hellspawn. Lloyd's daughter is a little better behaved than the 'lil terror Lloyd was, so she guesses somebody must be doing a good job, then.

Kai

Kai often gives Lloyd some tips about childcare since he practically raised Nya himself.

He told his honorary niece about the time Lloyd had a wannabe overlord phase and demanded candy from an entire village, so Lloyd put green dye in his hair gel.

Ever since he made Lloyd a sword, hellspawn's been pleading for him to make her one. Jay always begs Kai to not do it each time (well to be fair, the poor guy's still traumatized from that one game of tag. we can't blame him)

She spends the most time with kai during winter because that's when this man feels like a fucking furnace. Like, she'll just lie in his arms with no intentions of leaving them until the season's over and not even Lloyd can take her from him.

Jay

Jay, being the Master of Lightning, was the one who comforted her when she was afraid of storms.

Just like Lloyd, I believe this man has a candy stash...and one day when she couldn't figure out where her dad hid his candy after she found it the night before, she decided to go after Jay's.

Jay and Nya teamed up to build her a little toy for Christmas once. She loved it so much that she threw it at Lloyd to show it to him and it hit him squarely on the face. (ouch) But the toy survived though!

Cole

The favourite uncle, self-explanatory.

Won't hesitate to pick her up when she asks. She really likes sitting on his shoulders since it's higher up than the others.

She actually likes it when Cole sings, and the Glow Worm song is her favorite. Jay's just convinced that the song had damaged her hearing at some point which is probably why her ears love Cole's singing. Oh well.

When Cole was a ghost, she was sad that he couldn't hug her like he used to but she eventually got used to it. She then ended up loving running into Cole and phasing through him whenever she could and since Cole was a ghost for more than a whole year, it was hard to make her remember the fact that running through him right now wasn't such a good idea.

Zane

Zane taught Lloyd some tricks such as the one where parents blend vegetables into smoothies so kids don't taste it. Lloyd's first thought was that Zane had definitely done this before when he'd been younger, while Cole remains horrified to this day that his favorite cake contains beetroot.

Zane often helps her with her homework when she doesn't understand something.

During summer, she does the same thing she did with Kai during winter. And Nya's the only one who can get her off him, mostly because hellspawn can just ask her to splash her instead.

Chirp Au: Apology

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Hi I decided to start some ✨Ninjago movies hcs✨

Pt. 1

🔥Kai🔥

-One of the ‘Cool kids’

-Gets super tempered if someone tries to mess with Lloyd

-Tempered in the sense of sending a kid to the hospital once and getting suspended

-Is also the Class clown

-Literally just shouts random things and interrupts the teacher all the time

-Sees Lloyd as a little brother to him

-Thinks he’s the supreme sibling to Nya cause he’s older

-He’s 100% wrong though

-Also somehow has a really good girl voice

-Loves to prank call random people from their school with the others

-It takes them all their power to not burst out laughing while he’s making the call

-Has major anger issues that he manages to hide most of the time

-Once accidentally set one of the mechs on fire

-He wasn’t able to go on missions for a week after that

-Uses his fire powers for stuff like roasting marshmallows (mostly just burning them)

-Is overall a funny and cool guy (as long as you don’t make him mad that is)

grasshopper

I just woke up and i had a dream about the lego ninjago universe, lego Ninjago movie universe and like 2 other alternate universes (one of them had an evil lloyd) and like there was this huge ass war

Basically it was lloyds 18th birthday and like turns out evil Lloyd has been planning to merge all of the AU's so it can inevitably get destroyed. Evil Lloyd was like in some sort of asylum, the other AU lloyd worked in a street food restaurant with garmadon (human), the other two were playing video games or something and then it cut to these 4 serpentine people around some sort of map of the universe(?) And like they were panicking cuz the universes are about to merge with each other which would destroy the AUs and maybe even others (basically big bang)

I remember blazey and lloyd (from the series) trying to avoid missiles and Lloyd somehow got out of the car and he was like on those pretty looking things that has thin water with a fountain thing (idk what they're called) and garmadon (from evil lloyd universe who's good) saw him and was shocked cuz he's never seen him like that in a long time (i have no idea what evil Lloyd looks like i just know he was in an asylum) and he was in the verge of tears and basically saved him

That's all i remember from the dream but honestly i think it should be a movie

The ninja are majestic creatures

@l0on i hate (/j) that you've relogged bunch of art of them and now i've been thinking abt these two orz

Oh and ig they're more or less 10 years old here

Also *drops this and run*

Don't forget Season 1 Lloyd — he'd spit in it to prove himself as a villain and actually tell you to show his evilness like a demon.

Which ninjago villain would you trust to hold your drink at a party?

Pretty much any of them besides Nadakhan. Kalmaar and Iron Baron are probably also not good drink-sitters. The overlord would not drug my drink, but he also wouldn’t bother actually watching my drink.