Metal-lobster - Generic Nightmare Vortex #17006950

I feel bad for people stuck with City Water

Seriously though, if you've lived in an urban area your whole life, you're probably missing out on the True Water Experience. I seriously think that most people would be a lot less dehydrated if municipal water was less gross. They add chlorine and fluoride to it, but did you know they also remove calcium and magnesium? It's because of the deposits it leaves in pipes. But water is so much tastier with calcium and magnesium, and also healthier. It helps prevent heart disease. Maybe you think you've experienced the True Water Experience because you've had bottled "spring water". You're probably wrong. It's still not very tasty. I know that putting the chlorine helps kill bacteria but I wish they could find another way to do that. Seriously though, I live in a place where my water comes from a well (we have plumbing, it's not like a well where you pull up a bucket, its an underground well). There's no chemicals or treatment things in it it's just from out of the ground. It's very delicious and don't worry, it's totally safe, nobody's ever gotten sick from it. I hope I never have to live some where where I have only city water. I would hate that very much. If you live in a city you should visit a rural place so you can try water. Don't just drink it out of a random stream though, that's not very safe. Although I do know a stream that people get water from. Nobody's gotten sick yet. But yeah, we have very good water here. You should come drink it. I don't know why I wrote what is essentially a rambling advertisement for well water. I didn't sleep last night. That's probably enough of an explanation.

I misread this as dessert and just kind of accepted it.

“In our far distant future, you will find yourself utterly incapable of consuming some five scrumptious grains of sand. I, on the other hand…. well, I do so nightly. And I enjoy it very much.”

You may think my desert of 5 grains of sand is pathetic now- but, in many years, it will be more than you can handle

I think the Jedi need to get more creative. If I were a Jedi I wouldn't need a lightsaber. I'd win fights by shutting down my opponent's internal organs.

Welcome to the Green Guy Summit!

I’ll be your host and we will be having a tournament for all of our favorite green guys! In a gender neutral sense of the word guy! ib: @redhairswagtournament @mad-scientist-showdown @sun-and-moon-duo-duel @redandgreenpoll @ultimatepinkgirl @bestfictionaldivorce @angerissuescompeticion @protagonistpolling @guyinspacetournament

Before you nominate your faves a few rules:

Only Fictional Characters Allowed!

They have to be associated with green in some way!

Guy is gender neutral here! So they can b of any gender!

Only submit a character once! Please no cheating, I am going to do my best to include as many as I can

That being said odds are I’ll only include up to 64 characters

Those being said I am going to limit it to 2-3 sets from one source

Any harassment or vitriol will be met with a a soft block for 24 hours before a permanent one if it continues and repeated vitriol towards an opponent will be liable to disqualification or being forced onto a team with their opponent. (This applies to any genshin characters that get in extra as I am anticipating at least one being added. If I see hate in the notes this rule WILL come into play)

This is silly little tumblr poll do NOT take this too seriously! It's all for fun!

There will be some Automatically getting ins but I am not going to say who because I would like to see if they end up getting nominations!

You have until March 10th to nominate!

NOMINATE HERE

So how far do Elias’s “seeing through eye images” powers go? Do the eyes have to be a certain level of realistic? Or is it about intention? CAN HE SEE THROUGH EMOTICONS AND EMOJIS? Can he see through a :) ???

Imagine he’s trying to keep an eye on someone and the only thing with eyes they keep around is this??

Imagine if he looks vaguely similar to Pringle Man, though. Watching people buying groceries through the eyes of his circular doppelgänger.

Are triangles going too far? Could he still use them? Would his field of vision be weird and triangular if he did?

Ok but how did Gertrude avoid all the eyes that show up on currency?

It's a bit incredible and amazing to me how many people are still making awesome hlvrai animatics and amv's and stuff. Because it feels like, in the past few years, the fandoms for most things have had terrible longevity, and only really been active if new stuff comes out. Which is on one level kind of understandable but it also bums me out a bit. So I'm glad that really cool hlvrai fan stuff is still being made.

Vote for Donatello! According to this article that is definitely about him, he not only has Autistic Swag, but Queer Glamour as well! What more could you possibly want!

@autismswagreblogs

More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

I love to chew on the inside of my mouth and feel a general pervasive sense of fear and worry. Wonderful enjoyable pastime, highly recommend, etc.

T’noy Karaxis WIP yayyyy